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#169546 - 05/27/06 07:56 PM MONKEY COME BACK!
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#169547 - 05/28/06 08:36 PM Re: MONKEY COME BACK!
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#169548 - 05/29/06 11:01 AM Re: MONKEY COME BACK!
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remember the troops today
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#169549 - 05/29/06 11:16 AM Re: MONKEY COME BACK!
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o capuchin! my capuchin!

it's not the same sans-monkey, let's sacrifice a pornactorforhire as a hekatomb and hope he comes back
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#169550 - 05/29/06 12:14 PM Re: MONKEY COME BACK!
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I love monkey too, but you have to understand that what he made look so effortless no doubt took a great deal of effort and most certainly had begun to wear him down. Begging him back into his former roll is tantamount to asking him to commit suicide. Just be thankful for the legacy he left, and continue bumping up his old good works to occasionally intimidate inferior comers and put them in their place.


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#169551 - 05/29/06 12:17 PM P.S.
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#169552 - 05/29/06 12:18 PM Re: P.S.
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is that a lemur?
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#169553 - 05/29/06 12:21 PM Re: P.S.
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Tarsir. They are our cousins and are the size of the last knuckle of your pinky at birth.

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#169554 - 05/29/06 12:30 PM Re: P.S.
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is that a lemur?




That's a Tarsier... a nocturnal primate from Southeast Asia. Not technically a monkey though, as monkeys are classified as "simian", and the tarsiers and lemurs are classified as "prosimian". Tarsiers are in the suborder Haplorrhini. Lemurs are classified as Strepsirrhini.
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#169555 - 05/29/06 12:38 PM Re: P.S.
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god. the talented man-hours this place has become a black hole for ain't much different than using currency as means to light a joint.

i'm going out and stealing a pack of ultra-lights and calling it modernity's equiv of a dowry. goddamn it, where are some camel unfiltereds when you need an air of authenticity when you storm around wondering why things like this still entertain you?
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#169556 - 05/29/06 02:56 PM Re: P.S.
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god. the talented man-hours this place has become a black hole for ain't much different than using currency as means to light a joint.

i'm going out and stealing a pack of ultra-lights and calling it modernity's equiv of a dowry. goddamn it, where are some camel unfiltereds when you need an air of authenticity when you storm around wondering why things like this still entertain you?





that's the most profound shit I read all week.
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#169557 - 05/29/06 08:51 PM Re: P.S.
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3 people I deeply miss and want back here:

1) Monkey
2) Smiling Arab
3) Cassandra
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#169558 - 05/30/06 09:38 AM Re: P.S.
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3 people I deeply miss and want back here:

1) Monkey
2) Smiling Arab
3) Cassandra




I agree but I want to add Sportswami to your list.
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#169559 - 05/30/06 08:01 PM Re: P.S.
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Gotta add Summara as well...she was always a good laugh
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#169560 - 05/30/06 09:27 PM Re: P.S.
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Nobody mentioned Toelicker. He was good for a laugh.
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#169561 - 05/30/06 11:25 PM Re: P.S.
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#169562 - 05/30/06 11:56 PM Re: P.S.
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I like the Homer Simpson version of this picture better. I'll post it when I can find it.
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#169563 - 06/02/06 01:10 AM Re: P.S.
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the arab was easily the best poster this place ever saw. rip my nigga.

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3 people I deeply miss and want back here:

1) Monkey
2) Smiling Arab
3) Cassandra


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