Well it looks like i am retiring from the board for real this time. I have been called up for active duty in iraq. I fly out on march 12th. So after then i think i will be more concerned at which 12 year old iraq kid is going to shoot at me then how much smartt sucks ass. I will be around for the next few weeks, so this won't be my final post.

Take Marc Wallice with you

I knew I should have thought harder before I made my wish...

a) how do you know that i'm NOT marc wallice? and b) kami the first thing you should be wishing for is enough money to have forehead reduction surgery, because your forehead is out of control.

That was my second wish,still waiting on that one!

Kami have you done anything that is on video/dvd or are you just doing stuff for websites?.

I havn't done a whole lot, about 30 movies. but I only come to LA every other month or so, and I am still only 4 months in the biz. currently out are gangland 46.throat bangers #4,nothing underneath,butt quest #3,new chicks on the cock 4,I think thats it.

Kami, you have an upbeat attitude and have shown you are willing to do the nasty stuff in porn. Now in porn today people get bored easily, they are looking for companies to push the envelope, offer the consumers something new, which in the past few years has seen the climb in popularity in creampies and throat fucking. You have come into the porn world offering something that few people have ever offered before. A unusually large forehead, that got me to thinking, how can we use that as a possitive. THEN it hit me, check this out. A forehead gangbang. When a normal person frowns they have 3 maybe 4 frown lines, but you can easily pull of 6-7, we then get the guys to fuck the frown lines in your forehead, it has the potential to take off and you can pioneer that. Wait a minute, i have just had a vision, after the guys have fucked your frown lines and blown their loads we will have wanker wang ride in on whatever fat hairy guy he has picked up at the bus shelter that day and crack two fresh eggs on your backside and then ride the fat hairy guy who is on his hands and knees and wearing a horse saddle that wanker is up on out of the room, its so twisted its perfect. (monkey then shouts for his personal assistant ronald to come into the room, hands him the note book with the run down of the idea and scene and tells him to make 7 copies of it). Now since this is a brand new genre and we haven't developed a department for it here at smelly monkey productions we can't pay you in cash, BUT we can offer you a case of gatorade, half a packet of peanut m and m's and free transport to and from the set, but as i mentioned before you will be pioneering a whole new genre and if it takes off you are guaranteed to be the first name mentioned among directors. What are your thoughts on the matter?.

I am always excited by the creative process! However I am afraid that the gay market won't bear this. We can't release it as straight, because no straight guy looks at a pic of a naked chick and thinks immediately of her forehead. In fact you are the first person in my entire life to mention anything about my particularly large new found asset.(and I have come across other highly critical people) I am sure there is a forehead fetish group out there, but I don't think it's as popular as stuffing things in girls holes.I think for now that's the direction I should stay in.

Well---at least Monkey's chat time with the ever lovlely and adorable Kami is giving our good buddy Scotty Fayner both a lot of major relief,and a lot of time to get intimate and funky with his lovely spouce Taylor Rain.

I think you're just scamming everyone on this board again.

First you signed Traci Lords, then you said Mark Wallice was dead, now you claim to be called up for duty in Iraq.

All of these things are just too good to be true.

good point I thought it was weird that the military would give what appears to be a 15 year old boy a gun.

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Well---at least Monkey's chat time with the ever lovlely and adorable Kami is giving our good buddy Scotty Fayner both a lot of major relief,and a lot of time to get intimate and funky with his lovely spouce Taylor Rain.

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Steve, this is like the 18th time you have mentioned my feud with fayner, either you want me to talk about it more or you are trying to get my attention hoping i will start a feud with you, if thats the case im sorry but i already have a full plethora of people i hate on my plate at the moment. Here have a creamed apple, i made it from myself.

Hey monkey...

You didn't address my theory. What unit are you being called up in???

Inquiring minds want to know....

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Hey monkey...

You didn't address my theory. What unit are you being called up in???

Inquiring minds want to know....

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What possible benefit would i get from telling you?. if you can give me a list of 3 ways i benefit from telling you then i will not only tell you i would give you the best blowjob known to mankind.

Tempting offer I'm sure, but I'm not currently accepting blowjobs from guys so there's no need to list the many reasons why you should come clean.