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I grind my teeth, actually I'm a clencher. I've broken my jaw twice (23 broken bones not counting fingers and toes which have all been broken at least twice) and eight concussions.

I think I'm the Great Grandfather of X-Games, I think all the little bastards who stood around watching me try to do reverse back flips over a car on a dirt bike started to figure out how to do it without landing on their heads watching me try it. Skateboards were roller skate axles screwed onto a 1" X 6" and we didn't have helmets, shin guards, wrist guards, chest guards, or fancy attachements for doing tricks on our bikes.

I've also been in over 80 fights, was outnumbered in most of them.

Anyhow closed head injuries, broken jaws, etc.. leads to a condition called TMJ. I have to wear a "Bite Splint" at night when I sleep. The worst thing are migraines If I had known anything about Migraines as a kid I would have lead a gentle life.

One time I went to the Emergency Room for a Migraine, my insurance refused to pay it saying that Migraines weren't worthy of an emergency room visit. I thought how would I convince the guy who made that decision that a migraine is worthy of an ER Visit. Here it what I thought to do.

Get a 2" hole saw and drill a hole in the guys head, put a lump of glowing red hot coal in the hole, replace the cut out.
Put the guy in a swivel chair, hook up a drill motor and spin the chair for 1/2 hour while cranking death metal as loud as possible into the guys head.
Glue his eyelids open, shine 1000 candle power lights into the guys eyes for that 1/2 hour.

After the half hour ask him if he felt he needed to go to the ER?

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That's pretty harsh man. What other symptoms do you have as a result of your injuries, other than posting non-sequitors in a porn forum?