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#169350 - 05/27/06 06:40 PM
These pics make me feel so good about myself.
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
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#169354 - 05/27/06 07:05 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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what's with porn girls and getting tattoos over each ovary or fallopian tube? randi wright started it and look what happened to her, the ovary-tats need to be stopped.
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#169355 - 05/27/06 07:41 PM
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Registered: 06/03/05
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Leah Luv and Hillary Scott are about as good as it gets... ...looking great girls!!!
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#169357 - 05/27/06 08:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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the other thing that confuses me is the drink. it's clearly a place that charges for drinks as evidenced by the cheesy guy with his credit card dance waving it trying to get a drink.
yet she's got a drink in like, a solo bathroom cup, not even as fancy as the larger colored keg cups. what kind of place sells you a drink in a plastic beiruit cup then accepts a credit card for it? i'd fucking light their trashcan on fire in protest of paying for a drink in a clear solo-cup over 21.
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Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#169358 - 05/27/06 08:33 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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i would assume and not only assume but hope that in Cali the whores all drink for free...and because of this most establishments have low cost not trying to impress drinking gear for them whores...
it is what i dream of California anyway and i can only hope and assume it is true
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#169369 - 05/28/06 01:48 AM
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Registered: 11/14/04
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#169370 - 05/28/06 03:33 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
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Another bun in the oven? Just curious.
Hillary looks cute in the background. Quite the contrast to the forefront of the picture.
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No one else noticed the meeth?
Yes, that's why I posted it. Blechy yuck.
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#169372 - 05/28/06 09:03 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 12/02/05
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#169373 - 05/28/06 01:46 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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No one else noticed the meeth?
She wears braces jerkoff not meeth.
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#169374 - 05/28/06 05:40 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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#169376 - 05/28/06 08:39 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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this thread took a pleasing turn
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#169378 - 05/29/06 11:44 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 31
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Poor, poor Leah
Okay so yea. Your a big fan of mine and your all about Leah Luv on ADT.(I.E. "got a pic of her hoo-ha on friday. nope. don't ask me to see it."-this is from a thread in ADT 'Leah Luv kicked out at AVN' This from 'Top 5 Girls you want to see come back'- "leah luv Hillary Scott Melissa Lauren Tory Lane Penny Flame
(This response was given so that it would be appropriate a year from now when Joey Starr bumps this thread)."
My point is that you kiss ASS over at ADT and then come over here and talk shit. Your two faced first and its obvious to everyone.
I was drunk that night you fat ass crack head, and because you managed to get your greasy little stumps of fingers on some shitty pictures that were taken while I was drunk...come on. The head title is "These pictures make me feel better about myself" I went and saw your precious little website and yea. No body pictures? I remember you from AVN. Your a fat slob and so yea. They make you feel better about yourself because now you see an extremely hot chick while she is drunk and stupid. Yea even in these pics Im hotter than you. Are you a tweaker..oh never mind your too fat to do meth. Umm anyway yea my teeth...those are braces retard. And If I smoked or snorted meth, Id be much less than the 135 lbs than I am. My perfect 36 24 36 figure (which is solid muscle by the way) at 5'7 is enough to prove that I dont smoke meth. So find someone else to get your jollies off on. Ill never be tore up enough to make you look good. And we ALL know it. Hope I didnt hurt you too much. Now go to ADT and talk some shit about me. See if your fat ass can have an effect on my career. I doubt it, but if thats what you need to "make yourself feel" better go ahead. Your nothing . leah = = 3SB
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#169380 - 05/30/06 12:06 AM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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umm 3SB, I believe you were just served. Leah -> <-3SB
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#169381 - 05/30/06 12:09 AM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 31
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No one else noticed the meeth?
Okay what the fuck are meeth? What are you...Merriam Webster creating new words and shit? Come on dude.
Chico Whats up your the shit.
The King: If there is only one good looking thing on me in this picture its my stomach. Its flat and hard. You may have just thought that because my tits are so small.
Thanks to everyone else. You guys are still awesome.
3SB: Maybe you wouldnt need pictures of other people drunk to feel better about yourself if you didnt have such low self esteem. Id recommend getting some therapy. I know it seems difficult. Maybe if you spent more time on a treadmill or doing some sit ups and less time obsessing over me and other pornstars....you'd feel better in no time and you wouldnt have to worry about me being drunk anymore.
(By the way, why do you spend so much time on here and ADT and conventions, etc. The website you have, blah blah blah...when you have absolutely nothing to do with porn?) with no vaseline.
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#169382 - 05/30/06 12:18 AM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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Poor, poor Leah
Okay so yea. Your a big fan of mine and your all about Leah Luv on ADT.(I.E. "got a pic of her hoo-ha on friday. nope. don't ask me to see it."-this is from a thread in ADT 'Leah Luv kicked out at AVN' This from 'Top 5 Girls you want to see come back'- "leah luv Hillary Scott Melissa Lauren Tory Lane Penny Flame
(This response was given so that it would be appropriate a year from now when Joey Starr bumps this thread)."
My point is that you kiss ASS over at ADT and then come over here and talk shit. Your two faced first and its obvious to everyone.
I was drunk that night you fat ass crack head, and because you managed to get your greasy little stumps of fingers on some shitty pictures that were taken while I was drunk...come on. The head title is "These pictures make me feel better about myself" I went and saw your precious little website and yea. No body pictures? I remember you from AVN. Your a fat slob and so yea. They make you feel better about yourself because now you see an extremely hot chick while she is drunk and stupid. Yea even in these pics Im hotter than you. Are you a tweaker..oh never mind your too fat to do meth. Umm anyway yea my teeth...those are braces retard. And If I smoked or snorted meth, Id be much less than the 135 lbs than I am. My perfect 36 24 36 figure (which is solid muscle by the way) at 5'7 is enough to prove that I dont smoke meth. So find someone else to get your jollies off on. Ill never be tore up enough to make you look good. And we ALL know it. Hope I didnt hurt you too much. Now go to ADT and talk some shit about me. See if your fat ass can have an effect on my career. I doubt it, but if thats what you need to "make yourself feel" better go ahead. Your nothing . leah = = 3SB
holy shit, best post ever.
who said slander wouldn't work?
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#169385 - 05/30/06 05:47 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Okay what the fuck are meeth? What are you...Merriam Webster creating new words and shit? Come on dude.
Chico Whats up your the shit.
The King: If there is only one good looking thing on me in this picture its my stomach. Its flat and hard. You may have just thought that because my tits are so small.
Thanks to everyone else. You guys are still awesome.
3SB: Maybe you wouldnt need pictures of other people drunk to feel better about yourself if you didnt have such low self esteem. Id recommend getting some therapy. I know it seems difficult. Maybe if you spent more time on a treadmill or doing some sit ups and less time obsessing over me and other pornstars....you'd feel better in no time and you wouldnt have to worry about me being drunk anymore.
(By the way, why do you spend so much time on here and ADT and conventions, etc. The website you have, blah blah blah...when you have absolutely nothing to do with porn?) with no vaseline.
meeth = meth teeth
Ashley Blue introduced us to the term here.
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#169386 - 05/30/06 01:26 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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I grind my teeth, actually I'm a clencher. I've broken my jaw twice (23 broken bones not counting fingers and toes which have all been broken at least twice) and eight concussions.
I think I'm the Great Grandfather of X-Games, I think all the little bastards who stood around watching me try to do reverse back flips over a car on a dirt bike started to figure out how to do it without landing on their heads watching me try it. Skateboards were roller skate axles screwed onto a 1" X 6" and we didn't have helmets, shin guards, wrist guards, chest guards, or fancy attachements for doing tricks on our bikes.
I've also been in over 80 fights, was outnumbered in most of them.
Anyhow closed head injuries, broken jaws, etc.. leads to a condition called TMJ. I have to wear a "Bite Splint" at night when I sleep. The worst thing are migraines If I had known anything about Migraines as a kid I would have lead a gentle life.
One time I went to the Emergency Room for a Migraine, my insurance refused to pay it saying that Migraines weren't worthy of an emergency room visit. I thought how would I convince the guy who made that decision that a migraine is worthy of an ER Visit. Here it what I thought to do.
Get a 2" hole saw and drill a hole in the guys head, put a lump of glowing red hot coal in the hole, replace the cut out. Put the guy in a swivel chair, hook up a drill motor and spin the chair for 1/2 hour while cranking death metal as loud as possible into the guys head. Glue his eyelids open, shine 1000 candle power lights into the guys eyes for that 1/2 hour.
After the half hour ask him if he felt he needed to go to the ER?
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#169387 - 05/30/06 02:32 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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I grind my teeth, actually I'm a clencher. I've broken my jaw twice (23 broken bones not counting fingers and toes which have all been broken at least twice) and eight concussions.
I think I'm the Great Grandfather of X-Games, I think all the little bastards who stood around watching me try to do reverse back flips over a car on a dirt bike started to figure out how to do it without landing on their heads watching me try it. Skateboards were roller skate axles screwed onto a 1" X 6" and we didn't have helmets, shin guards, wrist guards, chest guards, or fancy attachements for doing tricks on our bikes.
I've also been in over 80 fights, was outnumbered in most of them.
Anyhow closed head injuries, broken jaws, etc.. leads to a condition called TMJ. I have to wear a "Bite Splint" at night when I sleep. The worst thing are migraines If I had known anything about Migraines as a kid I would have lead a gentle life.
One time I went to the Emergency Room for a Migraine, my insurance refused to pay it saying that Migraines weren't worthy of an emergency room visit. I thought how would I convince the guy who made that decision that a migraine is worthy of an ER Visit. Here it what I thought to do.
Get a 2" hole saw and drill a hole in the guys head, put a lump of glowing red hot coal in the hole, replace the cut out. Put the guy in a swivel chair, hook up a drill motor and spin the chair for 1/2 hour while cranking death metal as loud as possible into the guys head. Glue his eyelids open, shine 1000 candle power lights into the guys eyes for that 1/2 hour.
After the half hour ask him if he felt he needed to go to the ER?
That's pretty harsh man. What other symptoms do you have as a result of your injuries, other than posting non-sequitors in a porn forum?
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#169388 - 05/30/06 03:04 PM
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 01/26/06
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Migraines, a constant low grade headache, almost constant and very annoying tingling sensations in my fingers and toes, sharp pains just sort of happen when it gets humid. Nothing that keeps me from working, nothing that has handicapped me. When I was younger Doctors told me I wouldn't be walking past 40, but I still am.
A migraine will ruin my day, If I take something for it before the pain gets too bad, I'm still looking at four hours of sleep after I take a pill or get an imitrex shot. If I don't get something for the pain, it's curl up on the floor in a little ball and whimper. I've found that if I stick my head in an ice cold sink of water for a few minutes I'll get a few minutes of relief.
I've found Chinese food seems to give me migraines, too many hot dogs, too much lemonade, and jalapeno/cream cheese poppers also do.
When I was a kid my Dr. gave me a box of Butterfly bandages because he was trying to save my folks money on stitches.
I had my zygomatic and maxilla bones (eye socket) broken which has screwed up my sinuses. When I get stuffy one side of my face swells up.
Tore an ACL Skiing, broke my ankle and tore the ligaments when I got hit by a car at a crosswalk, got knocked out of my shoe, but landed on my feet. Got both feet run over by a 1970 Barracuda, Sisters boyfriend took off while I was talking to a girl in the back seat through an open window who was in his car.
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#169392 - 05/30/06 07:16 PM
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Registered: 01/27/06
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the lack of any reply from the threesomebody camp is pretty Will he limp back to ADT with tail between legs? Ya fly too close to the sun...yr gonna get burnt
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#169395 - 05/30/06 10:07 PM
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Ed Hardy Wearing Loser
Registered: 12/01/05
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Leah is cool...cool meeting her last week
You guys are fucking funny. I actually had a lot of fun writing this post so the little smilies I used were pretty well thought out...as well as the email itself was.
BTW: 3SB is a chick not a dude...LOL. But she looks like one. Oh my bad. Did I write that out loud. haha.
Chico: I was probably just having some drunken fun like what I was doing in my beautiful pictures. Muahz
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#169396 - 05/31/06 07:59 AM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
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Okay so yea. Your a big fan of mine and your all about Leah Luv on ADT.(I.E. "got a pic of her hoo-ha on friday.
nope. don't ask me to see it."-this is from a thread in ADT 'Leah Luv kicked out at AVN' This from 'Top 5 Girls you want to see come back'-
"leah luv
Hillary Scott
Melissa Lauren
Tory Lane
Penny Flame
(This response was given so that it would be appropriate a year from now when Joey Starr bumps this thread)."
My point is that you kiss ASS over at ADT and then come over here and talk shit. Your two faced first and its obvious to everyone.
I was drunk that night you fat ass crack head, and because you managed to get your greasy little stumps of fingers on some shitty pictures that were taken while I was drunk...come on. The head title is "These pictures make me feel better about myself" I went and saw your precious little website and yea. No body pictures? I remember you from AVN. Your a fat slob and so yea. They make you feel better about yourself because now you see an extremely hot chick while she is drunk and stupid. Yea even in these pics Im hotter than you.
Are you a tweaker..oh never mind your too fat to do meth. Umm anyway yea my teeth...those are braces retard. And If I smoked or snorted meth, Id be much less than the 135 lbs than I am. My perfect 36 24 36 figure (which is solid muscle by the way) at 5'7 is enough to prove that I dont smoke meth.
So find someone else to get your jollies off on. Ill never be tore up enough to make you look good. And we ALL know it.
Hope I didnt hurt you too much. Now go to ADT and talk some shit about me. See if your fat ass can have an effect on my career. I doubt it, but if thats what you need to "make yourself feel" better go ahead. Your nothing .
leah = = 3SB
Oh man, that's awesome. How did I miss this earlier? I read it a few times to determine that you did indeed get my point. I think.
Hey, I do still have a hoo-ha picture of yours. You looked hot at AEE. Not so hot above.
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leah luv wrote:
So I guess I've found a traitor amongst us ADT'ers.
ThreeSomeBody...a supposed Leah Luv fan...has been over at xxxporntalk.com talking some serious shit about me.
Click here and find out what happened.
You think that's "talking some serious shit"? That's kind of funny.
Not a traiter. You looked like shit and fucked up in those pictures. You admitted it yourself. So what's the problem?
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#169397 - 05/31/06 08:31 AM
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