****UPDATE****

It appears that the lying cunt couldn't handle even one day of isolation and disapproval from my coworkers that she brought upon herself with false allegations. She quit early this morning and won't be coming back.

This afternoon, I got a call asking if I want my job back and I said yes. I re-start tuesday on the same terms as if nothing ever happened, and get to keep my severance check.

The final score:

Phlog versus Diseased San Francisco Bitch
Employed ********** Unemployed
Respected by coworkers ********** Reviled by everyone
Pockets Severance money ********** No severance.

Winner: Phlog!!!!

According to the first poll, as of the writing of this post, I'll be keeping a brick in the trunk of my car should Gloria Allred cross my path. I will now consider myself a vindicated pervert as opposed to an alleged pervert. This, of course, brings us to the second and final poll of the thread:



Also: Thanks for sticking by me, guys. XPT is like one big dysfunctional family.