It sounds like no biggie. You'll get over the fact you were "let go" in a few days and enjoy the vacation before your new job starts. You were on your way out and the lawyers saw this as the easiest solution. Also take joy in the fact that she'll probably last all of about a month in the job if she keeps accusing people of staring at her crotch and they've already figured out she's a whackjob.

Then after she gets fired and creates all the more drama for your old company, Allah her car.