Sexual Harassment is great, I love it. I personally know brilliant people and promising companies undone and flushed down the toilet because hormonally imbalanced and traumatized women cannot deal with their own sexuality....either that or, in many cases, the women are actually uber-calculating, smart whores who have figured out a way to financial independence that does not involve taking creep dick in all their holes.

It's all bullshit....Phlog, what you need to do is splurge for about a thousand and go to a strip club, find the one you want, and offer her the thou for the night. Don't pick a super pretty uber cunt, find a decent looking, somewhat raunchy, slightly older woman who probably has a kid...if she's drinking, order several shots before you make your move.

Then when you get her back to the House/Motel/Van, alternate between fucking the shit out of her and crying hysterically. WHen you are done, tell her you just lost your job and ask for 300 dollars back so you can eat this month. If she says no, cry some more, then hit her with the phone....