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Kill them all, let God sort out the right from the wrong.



I'd normally agree, but most everyone I worked with there was cool. I was due to leave in mid-June anyways, but this was unexpected. I'll save my homicidal impulses for something important, like killing someone for driving the speed limit when they should be speeding.

CAOH-

She accused me of staring at her (probably syphilitic) crotch. I figure if something goes to trial, I'll use my hundreds of XPT posts regarding my unhealthy obsession with anal sex as a defense. If she didn't look like a Venice beach intravenous drug user, I'd be staring at her ass not pussy.

Chairman-

It's a five-person business. There's nowhere to shuffle people around in our small office and the costs of battling phony sexual harassment lawsuits is prohibitive. These accusations are something women casually use to get men fired since fighting bullshit lawsuits is too expensive. It's cheaper to fire an innocent guy, in most cases at least.