Hands down, the most intelligent, and genuinely nice, chick I have met so far in Porn....enjoy this interview, she really put forth a good effort to talk about herself to you perverts!
"10 Questions with Da Burglar -- Isabel Ice"
1) Isabel, for those of us who are not familiar with you or your work in Pornography, what is, in your opinion, your best film scene to date? In other words, if I Da Burglar wanted to go out and watch my first Isabel Ice scene and have the best Jerk Off Experience Possible, which of your movies would you suggest?
Isabel: Gosh, that's a really hard one... So many scenes I've had such a good time in, and to only get one to pick?
I suppose, I would have to say, Tear Me a New One, because it had me and 5 of my favorite pieces of meat, er, I mean, guys, in it also. I'm not sure if that's your cup of tea or not, but I sure as hell had the time of my life in it.
As for g/g scenes, both Fucking Girls, and My Ass is Haunted by Belladonna are tied.
2a) What is the most significant difference, in your opinion, between pornography in the United States, and Pornography in the United Kingdom? As the famous George Bernard Shaw quotation says in paraphrase, The English and the Americans are two peoples seperated by a common language...how is the common denominator of Pornography and Sex Different betwixt the UK and USA?
Isabel: Can I answer for Europe and the US? I find that the industry in America is more physically, and sometimes more mentally demanding, the sheer volume of work in the USA takes it's toll. In Europe there is no such 'capital' of porn like LA. The work load is shared out over several countries including Hungary, Czech Republic, Italy, and Spain to name a few.
As for the cultural differences... there are many. European people I think, on the whole are more naturally kinky. The culture there doesn't put such a guilt trip on you for exploring sex and sexuality... I mean, I got a ticket in LA for topless sunbathing for fucks sake!!! Sunbathing??? And I was made to feel like a sordid criminal, that I had done something terrible, and I was going to hell. (If only the officer knew...) Anyway, I think that people there are more liberal with there sexuality, because it's easier when you're not being outcast and condemned.
The ammount of times in LA I hear the boys stressing about how the balls of the second performer are bashing his, about how close their cocks are together. In Europe, this thought wouldn't cross the mind of the performers, and if it did, I don't think anyone really cares. There's a lot of labelism in the States that impeads peoples performace...haha... If I don't like the guys I'm working with, I get myself off by making them do a double anal, so I know their dicks are all rubbing up against each others inside my hole, it makes me wet!!! haha
2b) What is your educational background? I see that you went to Graduate School.... tell us about that. And most important, since your advanced educational achievements and background makes you such an exceptional individual as Porn Performers go, how do you think your education has helped you in terms of your Adult/Porn career?
Isabel: I have a degree in Criminology and English Studies, which I finally finished, and I'm just starting another one in Modern Languages. As for whether or not my education has helped me in porn, I'm not sure... it certainly played a huge role in starting me off... I tell you the story... I left my poor town in Wales to live in Thailand teaching English as a Foreign Language for a year after college. When I finally returned to the UK, I went straight to London and started University. The expense of London was so great after volunteering for a year that I started work in a strip club called the Windmill in Soho, London... strip clubs there don't require you to dance too much, more like hustle for your cash. The guys pay you to sit down chating/dancing/eating per hour, but the problem is there are very few clients and loads of girls, and I hate hustling, so when the opportunity came up to make porn in LA, I packed my bags and never looked back... Moral of my story... DON'T get an education in London unless you have rich parents, or want to enter the Skin Trade.( you will be rendered poverty stricken if you don't) DO get an education, or at least half of one, in London if you want a semi-excusable explanation for the Folks as to why you became a cum-guzzling porn whore.
3a) Jenna Jameson has a Life Size Blow Up Doll that her fans can purchase and obviously simulate the most depraved, debauched, and fucked up acts of perversion their warped minds can conjure. It is enough to make a civilized, intellectual pervert like Da Burglar Shudder....so let me ask you this: Would Isabel Ice like to see a Life Size Doll of herself manufactured and sold to the general public? How would you feel about that, being fucked and ejaculated on in effigy all over the world by perverts you never even met (nor would want to meet)?
Isabel: How would I feel? I LOVE it... In fact, I love the idea so much I may myself go and jack off over the thought of all the other people fucking me and ejaculating all over me. And that millions of people could be doing it at the same tme...Some people would wipe their spunk off each time... others may want to leave some on, so when the cum over me again, it would create a kind of 'layered' effect... I'm glad all the dirty, pervy boys and girls would have my nasty little face for a cum target... that's hot!
3b) What is your best REAL feature physically that would be the part of the doll that your admirers would enjoy the most? What would be the hardest feature of yours to replicate on your doll?
Isabel: ... My asshole... users could enjoy my flexible asshole, that could stretch to fit and accomodate all penis' from the smallest, to a small-arm sized piece. As long as the manufacturers included 'plastic memory' in the design of my asshole, everything should be fine... I know what rigorous testing trading standards implace nowadays, I wouldn't want them test-riding my ass with a large impliment, and it not shrinking back to a small little hole for those less endowed...
Hardest? My eyes. Blow up dolls always have crooked eyes painted on, or if you get the deluxe model, you may get glass eyes, but they're pretty crossed over too, hence why my best feature would be my asshole so people could stuff me face down in the pillow, correcting the problem of dodgy eyes.
3c) Finally, since I had the pleasure of meeting you recently and hanging out... If there were available for purchase a life size replica of a Da Burglar Doll, complete with a wheelchair that you could also use as a portable barbecue and lawnmower, would you purchase such a thing? More important, which feature of the imitation Da Burglar is most important to you, the imitation penis or the tongue with the 6 speed settings?
Isabel: I would purchase one... one with an imitation penis being the most important feature... that way, I could sit on your lap, get fucked, and I could control the direction with the immitation penis at the same time as driving around my garden mowing my lawn, whilst cooking myself a mid-afternoon snack...
4) It's sometimes easy to tell with some female performers that they are getting off in their scenes/movies based on tell-tale physical signs like their "toes curling", or the girl's white knuckle gripping on the sheets, or the contraction of their vaginas or lower abdominal (tummy) muscles just above their pussy...what is an easy way for your fans to tell when you are TRULY aroused and into a scene (i.e. what are Isabel's tell-tale signs that she is loving what is going on with her in a scene?)
Isabel: I don't really know, because I don't always watch my scenes to see what I'm doing... If I'm grinning from ear to ear, and looking like I'm about to collapse is quite a good sign... sometimes I get all 'twitchy' when I cum. When I'm looking right at someone in the eye and telling them how good it is, and how good they fuck me... that's a pretty clear sign... There are many tell-tale signs... it's like a lucky-dip at the fair, you never know what your gonna get...
5) Rank in order of importance (1 being the most important, 2 the next most, etc) the qualities you find MOST important in a man as a potential mate/partner:
Looks: 4
Intelligence: 3
Foot Massage Ability: 8
Dick Size: 5
Sense of Humor: 2
Ability to Give Oral Sex to a Woman: 10
Love for his Mother: 1
Concern for the Environment: 6
Cooking Ability: 7
Money/Financial Situation: 9
How nice a car or wheelchair he drives: bonus points if he teaches me to drive either one...
6a) What do you feel are the greatest benefits to being a pornographic film performer?
Isabel: Lots of cool people, sex, traveling, Securing my finances, certainly an added bonus. Just a different look at life, a side that some people never experience. Not just the side on camera, but the lifestyle experience that comes with porn. It can get pretty crazy at times... I have dealt with a huge spectrum of situations and emotions that maybe I wouldn't have, if I hadn't started porn. When it's time for me to move on an leave the industry, I hope I leave happy, and with a whole lot of memories, good and bad.
6b) And what are the greatest drawbacks or negative aspects? Please be as honest and candid as possible.
Isabel: For me, there are loads of drawbacks, but that's the same as a lot of things you choose to do in life... every job/path/vocation in life has pros and cons, and I made my choices so I'm not going to regret them. Things I think I'll miss out on for example, is I'd love to teach kids in school, but that won't be possible now. I feel like I've lost a few years with my family, because I don't really have anything to talk to them about in depth with out going into something about porn. For me, it's not a huge problem, but for others wanting to enter the adult industry, think carefully before you do, because you will get judged by Joe Public, which can sometimes feel like a witch hunt... I'm sure some people would love to burn some of us Porners alive! hehe (ah well... Fuck 'Em)
Other draw-backs include the industry in Europe not being the same as in LA, so it's harder to find good work constantly.
It's hard to find serious, meaningful relationships that are real, and you're not just settling for because there aren't so many options if you want to do your job properly. You have to learn a great self contol to be able to be happy, and keep jealousy under-wraps ect.
7) Isabel, I was personally impressed with your kind, sweet disposition, especially since you were so concerned with making sure I made it home safely after the Naughty and Nice Party, as Drunk as I was! So let me ask you this:
What was the LAST thing you did to help someone out where you didnt receive or expect something in return? It could be anything, such as taking a sick friend to the doctor, sitting up all night with a friend over a breakup, volunteering to work with crippled or retarded kids, donating blood, etc. And what was the most recent KIND Deed done to you by someone else?
Isabel: The last nice thing I did with-out expecting anything in return was today on set when I showed some chick the easiest way to stick a baseball bat up her ass, I also bought one of my roommates some moisturiser because he said his skin was dry this morning. People always do nice things for me, I'm really grateful to everyone being so cool when I go to work, or for picking me up and taking me to the doctors.. the last really BIG helpful things people did was this... When I had to move house unexpectedly last month, I got 'fostered' by Hannah Harper, Rebbeca, and Rio Mariah, until Arianna Jolle permanently adopted my homeless British ass. haha. (Thanks Mum)
8) You have made it clear to people that you are in a relationship with a boyfriend back home. Apart from being initially disappointed, I am very interested in hearing from you how you make your relationship work given your line of work and your obvious enjoyment of pornography. Can you help readers understand how you seperate the sex you have on film with the intimacy you share in your personal life and relationships? Or is seperation really possible, and instead you accept with your partner that the sex you have on film is real and genuinely pleasurable, but that you find other ways to share "exclusive intimacy" in your relationship to make the relationship truly "special"?
Isabel: Well he's in the Italian industry, so he understands the mentality behind the movies. Of course it's very easy to be here in a different country for extended periods of time and get stressed, and jealous, but it's not worth it. I don't want to be unhappy, I want to be happy, so I do all I can to ensure he and I am. I've never had a reason not to trust him, so why should I give myself or him unneccessary grief? It is difficult to think of him with other girls, as it is for him with me and other guys, more so for him, because he knows me, and he knows I can potentially get turned on by any guy, young, old, fat, thin... it's all in the sex appeal, but I know he def. needs good looking girls, and a lot of the girls in Europe are drama queen and make it hard for the guys to work, so I'm confident I don't have to worry. Anyway, he wouldn't be with me if he didn't want me, and visa versa.
Although sex on camera is 'real' it's very adrenaline inspired, what I do at home is very 'love' inspired... sex in porn and sex in private are two incompairable entities.
9) Short Answer mini-questions"
What is Isabel's Favorite Food?
A) Sushi
What is Isabel's Favorite Sexual Position for Intercourse? And do you prefer Anal or Vaginal Intercourse?
A) I like Mish and Doggy vag at home with my boyf. (Vag because I like it when he cums inside me) If I do anal, it's an off centre reverse cowgirl... G-Spot orgasms all round. Yay! (such a good position for squirting, my boyf. dick is crooked so it always hits the spot)
What is Isabel's Favorite Book of All time?
A) A Damage Done... Warren Fellows.
What is the most men Isabel has had sex with at one time on a porn set? And how about in Private?
A) porn- 30, private-6
What would Isabel most like to do to
www.xxxporntalk.com's Irish, alcoholic pundit/moderator Willie D, who used to give you a lot of ....um, "shit", in his posts on the boards:
1) Smear his body with Honey and then bury him near a nest of fire ants;
2) Bend him over and "make love" to him with a 12 inch Forrest Green Colored Strap-on Dildo;
3) Take him to a rugby game in your hometown back in the UK, get him drunk and then tell BOTH teams that Willie D tried to Donkey Punch You during Doggie Style Intercourse and you said "No", and then Willie D insulted the honor of the British Monarchy by saying he wanted to Donkey Punch Queen Elizabeth;
4) Since you actually, secretly, love Willie D, you simply want to give him a nice, sloppy blow job....and then kiss him with your mouth still full of his cum!
A) Errrm... I'll go with 4, since I have a secret crush on Willie D., but only if I get to blow you first, so by the time I kiss Willie, it'll be with his own spunk and yours... hehehe
10) Once you are no longer performing in Porn, What will you be doing to make a living/support yourself? Will you EVER get married Isabel, and if so, are you more likely to Marry for Love or Money? More likely to marry a man Older than you, or the same age/slightly younger than you?
Isabel: Marry for love of course... I couldn't imagine life with an asshole even if they were rich... if I could get a combo of the two, then I could roll with that... BTW, I never wanna leave porn, I want to progress through MILF to Uma Fucking...lol... those funny Germans... (I'm just kiddin)
I'd like to do something with languages, I probably won't stay living in the UK for ever, it's too cold for me, so I'll have to be chattering the local lingo wherever I move to.
** Bonus "Stick it up Da Burglar's Ass Question": What would you like to Ask Da Burglar? Anything goes....I have to answer honestly.
Isabel: Riddle me this... If I were to offer you "The Grand Prise" of an all inclusive trip around the world, which of the Seven wonders would you choose as the location I got to Blow/Bang you at and why?
Da Burglar: Great Wall of China. I always wanted to race in my chair along its length, only now I could do it with you on my lap. The Great Wall to me is a symbol of repression and containment, as not many people realize the Great Wall's purpose was almost as much to keep people "IN" the great empires of the dynasties from leaving en masse, as much as keeping out invaders. Having sex on it would be a subtle and fun act of defiance. I'll have my social secretary give you a call Isabel as to a convenient block of time for this trip.
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