From LiB:
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WHAT ARE ALL THE SLUTS AND PRICKS GOING TO DO NOW?????!!!!OMG!! HOW WILL THEY LIVE WITHOUT XPT, I CAN NAME A COUPLE OF IDIOTS WHOM THERE WHOLE LIFE REVOLVED AROUND XPT!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Apparently quite well. But we do value the opinion of a whore who sucks the diseased semen out of strange men for money, tried to poison her boyfriend/meal ticket, was convinced by your "friends" that little people are inside each ATM, and shot another ex-boyfriend



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I STILL LIVE WITH DAVID LUGER,

Home imprisonment doesn't count.



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HE BOUGHT ME A 2,OOO DOG YESTERDAY A BEAGLE

Whjo in the hell pays 2 grand for a beagle? That has to be the most inbred Snoopy on the planet. What, was the Gucci handbag David bought you not the right color? Y'know, if you paid $54.99, you could have gotten one from the pound and had all that money left over for meth and Cascade.





SO IM JUST STAYING AT HOME FOR A WHILE AND ITS BECAUSE ITS ONLY 2 MONTHS OLD, HES ADORABLE!!!!

No, you're staying at home because your only life skill is giving up your asshole for cash, but your ugly grill won't cut it anymore. What's worse, you managed to get your man fired from the best job he ever had.

Oh, and BTW...this is adorable...


This is you