Here is my top 5 hate list as there isn't really anything interested on this board since the homosexual election is over.


1. Scott Fayner: Huge shocker.

2. Claire james: Bitch took both my old dog and my car.

3. Julian: Started off in gay porn, is as dumb as a box of hammers and posses on box covers of STRAIGHT videos, NO MAN should be on the cover of straight porn, NO MAN even rocco. Plain and simple. He is also married (now seperated) from a person who was born a man in jill kelly and helped her try and calvin klein up porn, the worst thing anyone could do. No art porn, no beach themed porn, just stick them in a room and shoot hot sex. God damn julian.


4. Smartt: for attempting to blow up a plane with his shoe, for using a picture of his penis under his handle (an image NO ONE wants to see) and for consistently being a thorn in the monkey's side.

5. Lex Steel: For taking it up the ass, fucking a chick who was born a man (lana) and for trying to be the jesse jackson of porn. Dude no one cares that you're black, we just want you to shut your mouth when blowing your load to not completely kill the sexiness of the scene and to realize porn is about women not the male talent, now do your job as a standing meat stick and keep it quiet.


honorable mentions: Smelly monkey ( this isn't a typo), wanker wang and beyonce knowles

You have way too much time on your hands. At first I thought your posts were quite funny with the bashing and pissing people off now they are quite fucking boring and only prove that you indeed have no life what-so-ever. Save your self some grace and Shut The Fuck Up (STFU) once in a while


MW

No sig just here for the pure FUCK of it

Thanks MW2323, luckily i rank your opinion somewhere between dirted up toilet paper and 3 day old pizza. I have said it before and will say it again. Smelly Monkey is here to amuse smelly monkey, i take no responsibility if anyone else is amused or disturbed by any of my posts. Once again if you don't like what i have to say feel free to skip any and all of my posts, no skin off my sack. Also where do i sign up to get a life like yours?, sounds really exciting how can i get in on that?. Here take a creamed red apple for your troubles, i made it from myself.

amen brother about that black buffoon Lexington Steel

stockbroker my ass