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#168726 - 05/23/06 10:08 PM OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
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Is this how you do it with the ladies?


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#168727 - 05/23/06 10:31 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
That is position number 3 in the "Joy of Sex--Gimps are Horny Too Edition"....there are 47 acceptable, and 5 non-acceptable positions for intercourse in a wheelchair.

Gen, someone your size, and me being as strong as I am upper body wise, we could probably invent a couple more at least...wait a fucking second, what the hell is your location, "Da Burg Chasing Gen??"
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#168728 - 05/24/06 05:51 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
have2cit Offline
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Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Sorry to interlope but I have an appropriate picture for this thread.



you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled insults.

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#168729 - 05/24/06 09:37 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
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Quote:

Sorry to interlope but I have an appropriate picture for this thread.



you will now be returned to your regularly scheduled insults.





have2cit with the slam dunk interlope! Dude, apart from the ass you kick in here, you also occasionally show a humorous silly side...now what are you going to do about that "silly" son of a bitch Brandon, who is now insulting all of us "losers" who dont make pornography like he does, and/or stick our dicks in every hole we find in our everyday lives??

Seriously, since when did the measure and purpose of success in life become how many twats a dude sticks his reproductive organ in and how many mouths he pops a load into? Have2cit needs to turn his shotgun on Brandon(s) ... because just like Alonzo in Training Day, "he is surgical with that motherfucker"....which is important since he will need to pick out the 22 or more Brandon IDs amongst the 4000 other XPT ids....
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#168730 - 05/24/06 10:56 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Brandon deals with his deficiencies every time he looks in the mirror, I don't need to point them out. I will leave it for a more dynamic poster than myself to exploit. I do the things I do and say the things I say completely for my own entertainment, if someone else gets something from it, well then that's just gravy.

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#168731 - 05/24/06 11:40 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Brandon deals with his deficiencies every time he looks in the mirror, I don't need to point them out. I will leave it for a more dynamic poster than myself to exploit. I do the things I do and say the things I say completely for my own entertainment, if someone else gets something from it, well then that's just gravy.




I whole heartedly agree with you here dude.
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#168732 - 05/24/06 03:35 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Burgy Boy, the "DaBurglar CHasin Gen" is a caption for my avatar.

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#168733 - 05/24/06 05:15 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Quote:

Burgy Boy, the "DaBurglar CHasin Gen" is a caption for my avatar.





hahaha yeah I noticed that just now, at first I didnt get it....too bad, I bet Christie Lee would have gotten a kick out of that
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#168734 - 05/27/06 10:53 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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It seems like all the ladies want a ride. Isn't a Da Burglar sandwich just a McDonald's hamburger?



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#168735 - 05/27/06 12:33 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
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Quote:

It seems like all the ladies want a ride. Isn't a Da Burglar sandwich just a McDonald's hamburger?




That is a great picture, the ladies look wonderful.

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#168736 - 05/27/06 12:46 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Quote:

Quote:

It seems like all the ladies want a ride. Isn't a Da Burglar sandwich just a McDonald's hamburger?




That is a great picture, the ladies look wonderful.






looking like Rob Halford minus the leathers.
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#168737 - 05/27/06 01:02 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
zenman Offline
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Who's the whore on the right hand side of the picture?
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#168738 - 05/27/06 02:16 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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aka Gen Padova
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I was gonna tell you before you went to Aura for Chico's b-day to (if anyone knows what Aura looks like):



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#168739 - 05/27/06 03:18 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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looking like Rob Halford minus the leathers.





"Screaming for Vengeance" is the shit!!!
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#168740 - 05/28/06 01:53 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Who's the whore on the right hand side of the picture?


Isabel Ice

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#168741 - 05/28/06 02:08 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Quote:

Quote:

Who's the whore on the right hand side of the picture?


Isabel Ice




Oh so it is. I didn't recognize her.
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#168742 - 05/28/06 05:40 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

Quote:

Who's the whore on the right hand side of the picture?


Isabel Ice




Fuck off Gypsy

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#168743 - 05/28/06 07:17 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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It seems like all the ladies want a ride. Isn't a Da Burglar sandwich just a McDonald's hamburger?






Jesus Christ, my ass was sliding off the couch...another 3 seconds and the space between them would have been empty.

Sidenote....Yes, Isabel Ice is fucking amazing ...sadly you guys missed the moment, later in the evening when Christie's feet hurt and I was giving her a Da Burglar Foot massage and Isabel has me hold Christie's calf up and Isabel (literally) put christie's toes in her mouth (all five!)

Christie hopefully will comment on how Isabel's Mouth felt on her cute foot.
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#168744 - 05/28/06 07:30 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Nessy Offline
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Registered: 05/13/06
Posts: 2
HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

THeir flesh is denting from the pressure. Nice liverspots on the chromedome, roller yuppie piggy

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#168745 - 05/28/06 08:00 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Sergio T. Offline
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Sidenote....Yes, Isabel Ice is fucking amazing ...sadly you guys missed the moment, later in the evening when Christie's feet hurt and I was giving her a Da Burglar Foot massage and Isabel has me hold Christie's calf up and Isabel (literally) put christie's toes in her mouth (all five!)

Christie hopefully will comment on how Isabel's Mouth felt on her cute foot.



Damn Burg. I was right there with you guys. How quickly we forget. BTW, I DID capture that moment on camara.


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#168746 - 05/28/06 08:28 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAH

THeir flesh is denting from the pressure. Nice liverspots on the chromedome, roller yuppie piggy





Thanks, when you connect them they form a image of a cannabis leaf...
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#168747 - 05/28/06 08:50 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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that's just ridiculously hot. every now and again xpt has a nice foot shot, and for that my fetish and i am thankful.

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#168748 - 05/28/06 11:05 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
christie lee Offline
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wow, thats a sexy fuckn pic of her licking my foot..i as well have a foot fetish. nothing sexier than a nice groomed foot!

xo christie lee

ps thanks DB for the foor rub, it felt awesome!
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#168749 - 05/28/06 11:15 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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feel free to post more pics of your feet then, christie

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#168750 - 05/29/06 08:05 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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wow, thats a sexy fuckn pic of her licking my foot..i as well have a foot fetish. nothing sexier than a nice groomed foot!
xo christie lee
ps thanks DB for the foot rub, it felt awesome!




Quoting Samuel L. as "jules" in Pulp: I AM THE FOOT FUCKING MASTER!
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#168751 - 05/29/06 08:15 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.


I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!

there. i said it, i'm going to drive to an arby's and get naked in their bathroom until a trucker gives me aids in exchange for forgiveness.
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#168752 - 05/29/06 08:43 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 02/23/05
Posts: 3724
Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
Quote:

i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.


I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!

there. i said it, i'm going to drive to an arby's and get naked in their bathroom until a trucker gives me aids in exchange for forgiveness.




Don't dis trucker sex. It infuriates me that the straight porn industry openly discriminates against overweight middle-aged men with poor hygene and mesh caps, notwithstanding that a significant portion of their products are consumed by that same demographic.

Where's Kate, we need to organize a march, er CONVOY!

Truckers are the new bisexuals.

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#168753 - 05/29/06 08:50 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
"a mile outta shakeytown..."

http://www.cybertrucker.co.uk/convoy.mp3

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#168754 - 05/29/06 10:09 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.
I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!
there. i said it, i'm going to drive to an arby's and get naked in their bathroom until a trucker gives me aids in exchange for forgiveness.




I actually hate anal and I am not a foot fetishist, but clearly foot massage is a great way to acquire "familiarity", as well as simply portray sensitivity and compassion...however in this case, I was concerned with Christie's feet because she had to push me through the crowds everytime I wanted to go to the bathroom to pee...thus her sore feet were impeding my bladder function, lest I be forced to negotiate the crowd at club aura in my drunken state and kill a few people trying to piss.

FYI -- Christie's choice of Nursing as a vocation is wise, she handled my wheelchair well driving it through the crowds...Christie what did you think of how my ride handled? I can set you up through my dealer to supply your nursing facility when the time is right? Your old fart patients should wheel around in style for what remaining days the good lord (and Canada's Socialist Medical System) allow them to have....
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#168755 - 05/29/06 10:15 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
wait, i thought she was buying a house with an indoor pool and paying property taxes and upkeep forever on 2 years in porn?
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#168756 - 05/29/06 10:22 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
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wait, i thought she was buying a house with an indoor pool and paying property taxes and upkeep forever on 2 years in porn?






I think it is becoming an extended care facility type situation....or something like that. I wonder if there will be a ping pong table for the old people to play ping pong and to eat off of.....?
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#168757 - 05/29/06 10:25 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
think she'll dip into their meds?
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#168758 - 05/29/06 01:15 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

think she'll dip into their meds?





I doubt it but for some reason that thought excites me
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#168759 - 05/29/06 01:19 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
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FYI -- Christie's choice of Nursing as a vocation is wise, she handled my wheelchair well driving it through the crowds...Christie what did you think of how my ride handled? I can set you up through my dealer to supply your nursing facility when the time is right? Your old fart patients should wheel around in style for what remaining days the good lord (and Canada's Socialist Medical System) allow them to have....





I just had, like, an amorphal pornographic ideal. Like 'Old Fart Cocktails'. Like full circle. Just putting it out there.

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#168760 - 05/29/06 01:27 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
before i was mature, i loved girls who would do anything for 240mg of oxy. like ANYTHING. they were like zebras, just more sub-human.
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#168761 - 05/29/06 01:30 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

before i was mature, i loved girls who would do anything for 240mg of oxy. like ANYTHING. they were like zebras, just more sub-human.





Yes! Opiate whores ROCK! ...crack whores....um....fuck.....
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#168762 - 05/29/06 07:34 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
Quote:

i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.


I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!




a foot fetish is strange, agreed, but i can remember being 2 and liking female feet. i'm weird, if you choose to selectively breed me out of existence, no hard feelings. eugenics dictates it's necessary.

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#168763 - 06/01/06 06:13 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
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Registered: 05/29/04
Posts: 765
Loc: Tralfamadore
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

It seems like all the ladies want a ride. Isn't a Da Burglar sandwich just a McDonald's hamburger?




That is a great picture, the ladies look wonderful.






looking like Rob Halford minus the leathers.




I was thinking Hunter S. Thompson minus the hat. You have to admit he was a hell of a lot cooler than Hallford.
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#168764 - 06/01/06 07:48 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

It seems like all the ladies want a ride. Isn't a Da Burglar sandwich just a McDonald's hamburger?




That is a great picture, the ladies look wonderful.






looking like Rob Halford minus the leathers.




I was thinking Hunter S. Thompson minus the hat. You have to admit he was a hell of a lot cooler than Hallford.




Kabong, it's 7:45 am and you just made my day....Hunter is one of my Heroes, I try to emulate him as best I can...
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#168765 - 06/01/06 08:37 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
khan fusion Offline
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Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
kabong... don't besmirch the rep of Hunter by comparing him to this roller creep.


ham burglar: you do a lousy job emulating him. don't trash his
memory by comparing your annoying antics to his genius.

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#168766 - 06/01/06 08:45 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

kabong... don't besmirch the rep of Hunter by comparing him to this roller creep.


ham burglar: you do a lousy job emulating him. don't trash his
memory by comparing your annoying antics to his genius.






If the FBI wants to shoot a hole thru Jeffs floor too, for the good of all mankind please put your face in between barrel and the carpet, OK?

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#168767 - 06/01/06 03:17 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Da Burglar Offline
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Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
Quote:

Quote:

kabong... don't besmirch the rep of Hunter by comparing him to this roller creep.


ham burglar: you do a lousy job emulating him. don't trash his
memory by comparing your annoying antics to his genius.






If the FBI wants to shoot a hole thru Jeffs floor too, for the good of all mankind please put your face in between barrel and the carpet, OK?




have2cit I'm gonna borrow the shotgun in your avatar buddy if ya dont mind and lie in wait in my next thread so that when my stalker Ghostshadow shows up I will be ready.

He did the same thing to jamesn a while back, stalking his every post...I dont have the energy of jamesn to reply and jab with this sorry ass person, so I am just gonna blow his fucking head off and get back to my antics. I will reimburse you for the cost of the shells, and a coors light 12 pack as appreciation. I am figuring the fucker has something against harvard people....
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#168768 - 06/01/06 05:06 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
gia jordan Offline
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Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Quote:

kabong... don't besmirch the rep of Hunter by comparing him to this roller creep.


ham burglar: you do a lousy job emulating him. don't trash his
memory by comparing your annoying antics to his genius.






Ghost Shadow, $20 says you had to do a Google search before making that post because you didn't even know who Hunter S. Thompson was.
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#168769 - 06/01/06 09:52 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:


Ghost Shadow, $20 says you had to do a Google search before making that post because you didn't even know who Hunter S. Thompson was.




Ok, I have a paypal acct you can wire that 20 bucks to. It was somewhere around Barstow in the desert when the drugs started to kick in.
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#168770 - 06/02/06 05:14 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
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Ok, I have a paypal acct you can wire that 20 bucks to. It was somewhere around Barstow in the desert when the drugs started to kick in.





That line is in the movie too

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#168771 - 06/02/06 09:58 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

Quote:


Ok, I have a paypal acct you can wire that 20 bucks to. It was somewhere around Barstow in the desert when the drugs started to kick in.





That line is in the movie too




Of course it was in the movie dumbfuck it was in the book, but you wouldn't know what a book was....
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#168772 - 06/02/06 10:15 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:


Of course it was in the movie dumbfuck it was in the book, but you wouldn't know what a book was....




books are those things you shove into your ass sideways. You're such a size queen.

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#168773 - 06/02/06 10:49 AM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
khan fusion Offline
fka ghostshadow
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 09/13/04
Posts: 327
Quote:

Quote:


Of course it was in the movie dumbfuck it was in the book, but you wouldn't know what a book was....




books are those things you shove into your ass sideways. You're such a size queen.




See? I knew you didn't know what a book was.
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#168774 - 06/02/06 12:14 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
Ron Mexico Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 10/27/05
Posts: 402
Loc: Philly. PA
Can someone tell me which is worse:

--a lifetime devoted to stalking porn girls like AC Cream does

--a lifetime devoted to stalking internet posters like this Ghostdhadow guy does

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#168775 - 06/02/06 12:43 PM Re: OHHhh Da Burglar?!?!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
what do you expect from someone with a mac tattoo





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