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i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.
I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!
there. i said it, i'm going to drive to an arby's and get naked in their bathroom until a trucker gives me aids in exchange for forgiveness.



I actually hate anal and I am not a foot fetishist, but clearly foot massage is a great way to acquire "familiarity", as well as simply portray sensitivity and compassion...however in this case, I was concerned with Christie's feet because she had to push me through the crowds everytime I wanted to go to the bathroom to pee...thus her sore feet were impeding my bladder function, lest I be forced to negotiate the crowd at club aura in my drunken state and kill a few people trying to piss.

FYI -- Christie's choice of Nursing as a vocation is wise, she handled my wheelchair well driving it through the crowds...Christie what did you think of how my ride handled? I can set you up through my dealer to supply your nursing facility when the time is right? Your old fart patients should wheel around in style for what remaining days the good lord (and Canada's Socialist Medical System) allow them to have....
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Are you gonna eat that?