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i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.


I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!

there. i said it, i'm going to drive to an arby's and get naked in their bathroom until a trucker gives me aids in exchange for forgiveness.

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Don't dis trucker sex. It infuriates me that the straight porn industry openly discriminates against overweight middle-aged men with poor hygene and mesh caps, notwithstanding that a significant portion of their products are consumed by that same demographic.

Where's Kate, we need to organize a march, er CONVOY!

Truckers are the new bisexuals.