i've been hiding something from all of you for some time. it's time to come clean.


I AM NOT TURNED ON BY FEET OR ANAL SEX!!!

there. i said it, i'm going to drive to an arby's and get naked in their bathroom until a trucker gives me aids in exchange for forgiveness.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits