isn't having a penis awesome? it's like a free squirt-gun, pre-filled with urine that never gets weird shit you have to go to the ob/gyn for.

of course, we'll all die of prostate cancer so it's a wash
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits