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#168566 - 05/22/06 11:47 PM Bye Bye All!
ChickenMasterX Offline
ADT regular

Registered: 03/17/05
Posts: 9
I couldnt leave without saying anything, so....

Much Props to:

Jeff, for starting this fine board
Bishop, for being a magnanimous
Jamesn, for being funny, cool and all around reeking of awesomeness
Smiling Arab, for making me laugh
Smelly Monkey, for everything
Cassandra, for also reeking of awesomeness
Gen Padova, for being a whore, being intelligent and alright all around
Gia Jordan, for being strange and smart, I like your eyes
Ivor Biggun, for your wit
Random, for your wit
Dukefloored, for the journalism and pictures
Willie D, for your wit and being an asshole
Da Burglar, for your wit and not being boring
Eddie Normous, for your wit
C62, for actually responding to the commie posts, pure entertainment
Bornyo, for your wit and paranoia that was never unfounded
have2cit, for your wit and pure gold posts
loopnode, for being interesting and different
Smutmutant, for the dirty pictures and reviews
Monstar, for being the only man with makeup that I didn't think was gay
Coochie Monster, for being no fool
Cleetus VanDamme, I'm always watching you

Props to:
zenman, jrv, Melissa Lauren, pariah and the meatholes crew, Khan, Max, JM Productions Crew, Tony M, Ashley Blue, 2cums, The King, maged, John Garfield, Chico Travieso,Chino Cochino and anyone else I forgot

I'm out forever, chapter closed.

God of hell and destroyer of trenchancy. Find deliverance in him who seeks to destroy you. I see everything because I see nothing. The serpent, the man, the cat and the riding viper.
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You make your own hell, try to enjoy it.

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#168567 - 05/22/06 11:57 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
I'm a noob and only experienced a few of your contributions, all were fun and anti-establishment a perfect combination. Here's to hoping you return in the future. Pour some out for the fallen homies.
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"You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey

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#168568 - 05/23/06 01:14 AM Re: Bye Bye All! *DELETED*
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
Post deleted by Will

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#168569 - 05/23/06 01:35 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
ChickenMaster you know you are like a brother to me(the one who leaves w/ his inheritance comes back broke and the throw a party for him )Your rapier-wit and devil-may-care-tactics will be sorely missed....There have been a lot of changes around here lately.I might need to accept them,but it's a good thing I don't have to like them all.
Best wishes in whatever life has instore for you......
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"I hope someone runs you over with their car."-guapo

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#168570 - 05/23/06 01:52 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Bye ChickenMaster, you will be missed. You left just as things were getting interesting.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan

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#168571 - 05/23/06 01:53 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
To Bishop, Monkey, Smiling Arab, Jamesn, CM, you poeple made it happen...
To Monkey, Arab, Hamilton Steele, Bornyo, DaBurglar, you guys were the best...your time is come is gone, your time has come............mmm. Willie's time and gone has past...time for new blood to lead XPT club.

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#168572 - 05/23/06 02:02 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

To Bishop, Monkey, Smiling Arab, Jamesn, CM, you poeple made it happen...
To Monkey, Arab, Hamilton Steele, Bornyo, DaBurglar, you guys were the best...your time is come is gone, your time has come............mmm. Willie's time and gone has past...time for new blood to lead XPT club.


Willie,what you did around here was atleast as important as "making it happen".Fuck man, you helped keep it together.
Things are bound to change in your abscence.
I've been pretty busy as of late.Can anybody fill me in on W.T.F.is going on around here?
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#168573 - 05/23/06 02:05 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
This place is a fuckin drag. Peace out bitches. Live long and prosper
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#168574 - 05/23/06 02:53 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
gia jordan Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/07/05
Posts: 14160
Loc: NYC
Are you people all fuckin' drunk tonight? (Reminds me of that joke: Daddy drinks because you cry.) Get a hold of yourselves; Chicken's coming back as soon as he forgets his password again. Will, Coochie, stay in the Cage with me away from the recent influx of retardation in gpt.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K

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#168575 - 05/23/06 04:10 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Dane Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 07/06/05
Posts: 591
Loc: South of Heaven
I never really posted much but I'm tired of porn.
bye
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#168576 - 05/23/06 04:51 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Phlogiston Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 09/13/05
Posts: 1594
Loc: The "Phlogbox", apparently.
Your presence will be missed. Adios, but try to return should another "anti-war" protestor picture thread get started.

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#168577 - 05/23/06 05:02 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Well...... damn. Just damn.

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#168578 - 05/23/06 05:50 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
exam time chickenmaster?

if you're leaving for real, then i'm getting more and more worried the people who enjoy discussions of penis girth have won.

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#168579 - 05/23/06 05:58 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
later, don't let the french get you down.

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#168580 - 05/23/06 05:59 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
I was wide awake one September evening when I registered to answer someone's "who is this girl?" thread. Turns out to be a hooker from Houston, maybe jrv knows her better than I do. Nah, I got this pm which pretty much put things in perspective for me:

Quote:

Re: nice watch bump

From: Ivor Biggun

Regardless of who you've actually banned, the repeated reminders of your mighty mod power and how you relish to use it. (eg "I will get wood banning you") still piss me off. No other mod does that, they quietly intervene when necessary with the minimum of fuss. If it's just your shtick, then it's an ill-judged one on a forum that was created as a refuge from fascist moderation.

Oh, and Gonzo420 is a loon, but I've yet to be convinced he is applesaucer. (Granted, I haven't studied his posts that carefully.)




I'm tired of the "who's who" porn threads where people who already have one alias hide behind another. I bothered to stick my neck out, let my picture be shown, no big deal...it was fun. I joined here to get some insight into the smut business and what was behind it: I got that. Hopefully someone might have enjoyed my takes on the world every now and then, but obviously some have not.

mmm...Pop-Tarts are ready...bye.

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#168581 - 05/23/06 06:18 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Ivor Biggun Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

I was wide awake one September evening when I registered to answer someone's "who is this girl?" thread. Turns out to be a hooker from Houston, maybe jrv knows her better than I do. Nah, I got this pm which pretty much put things in perspective for me:

Quote:

Re: nice watch bump

From: Ivor Biggun

Regardless of who you've actually banned, the repeated reminders of your mighty mod power and how you relish to use it. (eg "I will get wood banning you") still piss me off. No other mod does that, they quietly intervene when necessary with the minimum of fuss. If it's just your shtick, then it's an ill-judged one on a forum that was created as a refuge from fascist moderation.

Oh, and Gonzo420 is a loon, but I've yet to be convinced he is applesaucer. (Granted, I haven't studied his posts that carefully.)




I'm tired of the "who's who" porn threads where people who aready have one alias hide behind another. I bothered to stick my neck out, let my picture be shown, no big deal...it was fun. I joined here to get some insight into the smut business and what was behind it: I got that. Hopefully someone might have enjoyed my takes on the world every now and then, but obviously some have not.

mmm...Pop-Tarts are ready...bye.




So we are going public after all? Ok, well we might as well give them the whole exchange. It started when I bumped this thread.


Quote:


nice watch bump
From: Will

trying to send a message?





Quote:


Re: nice watch bump
Sent to: Will

Yes, Perhaps. The "begging for modship" bit resonated with me, because you seem just a bit too attached to yours. You wear it like a bent cop wears their badge. Every time you threatened to use your mighty mod powers, you lost a bit more credibility in my eyes and now it's all gone. You're the same as Steph, just with a different agenda.





Quote:


Re: nice watch bump
From: Will

fine...you're the high and mighty shit of xxxporntalk.com...not only will i resign my modship, i'll quit posting here. by the way...i didn't beg for modship...tony asked me...i'll be happy to scan the pm and forward it to you as proof, if you require it.

congrats...you got your wish.





Quote:


Re: nice watch bump
Sent to: Will

I never said I wanted you to quit posting to the board. My point is simply that on XPT a mod should not relish the ban button, they should use it regretfully as a last resort.





Quote:


Re: nice watch bump
From: Will

than apparently my "schtick" has been disguised too well. i've banned...in real time...3 people:
1. smartt over shane diesel
2. ryan knox over the "." thread
3. gonzo420/david69/applesaucer and his deriviatives.

and apparently my "ban" key is banning itself.

If you want any of them back, let me know...oh who cares anyway.





Quote:


Re: nice watch bump
Sent to: Will

Regardless of who you've actually banned, the repeated reminders of your mighty mod power and how you relish to use it. (eg "I will get wood banning you") still piss me off. No other mod does that, they quietly intervene when necessary with the minimum of fuss. If it's just your shtick, then it's an ill-judged one on a forum that was created as a refuge from fascist moderation.

Oh, and Gonzo420 is a loon, but I've yet to be convinced he is applesaucer. (Granted, I haven't studied his posts that carefully.)





So there you have it folks, I chased off Wille D. By accident. With a single thread bump and PM. Who'd have thought it would be so easy? Don't all thank me at once.
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"If I were a guy, not swallowing would be a deal breaker. So what if you cook and clean? I can get a maid for that." - Gia Jordan

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#168582 - 05/23/06 06:25 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Willie D Offline

Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
I know...it surprises me, too!

You're right..it's time...

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#168583 - 05/23/06 07:20 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
This reads like a Jim McMahon/WWF script. Well, that or "The Guiding Light".

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#168584 - 05/23/06 09:33 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Jeff Steward Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/14/03
Posts: 7408
Loc: JM Productions
Everybody has gone gay.You people sicken me.
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all women should be victims of something, because they lied. - big moose

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#168585 - 05/23/06 09:35 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
smutspov Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 10/29/03
Posts: 9489
Quote:

Everybody has gone gay.You people sicken me.




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"I only insult those who deserve it." - Alfred E. Neuman

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#168586 - 05/23/06 01:06 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
All of this is just wrong! WHYYYYYYYYYYyyyyyyyy?! Have all the penis pictures on here lately gotten to all of you??

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#168587 - 05/23/06 01:15 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Hyde Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 02/02/06
Posts: 911
Loc: cobra on my left, leopard on m...
Quote:

Everybody has gone gay.You people sicken me.




Jeff has, without question, the coolest avatar I've ever seen. What were you guys talking about?
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#168588 - 05/23/06 01:37 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
frankenswine Offline
Rob Black's Crack Pipe

Registered: 02/28/06
Posts: 123
fuckin dummies

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#168589 - 05/23/06 01:38 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

Jeff has, without question, the coolest avatar I've ever seen.




No kidding- I'm glad you pointed that out- I had to click refresh to load it.

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#168590 - 05/23/06 03:13 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
Willies pic always reminded me of the Late Great Bob Stinson from "the Replacements"...another great drinker...


they will all be back right?
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#168591 - 05/23/06 03:17 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
goddamn it, you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave. like the mob or something, stay.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#168592 - 05/23/06 03:20 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
have2cit Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/09/06
Posts: 9113
Loc: red dirt state of mind
Quote:

goddamn it, you can checkout any time you like, but you can never leave. like the mob or something, stay.




more like Hotel California

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#168593 - 05/23/06 03:22 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i heard it at lunch and it's the only song i'm musical enough to hum.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#168594 - 05/23/06 03:35 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
willie and cm are non-replacable, i've enjoyed their presence greatly and i hope they both choose to stick around in whatever capacity they want to.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits

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#168595 - 05/23/06 03:53 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
See you Chicken my man, remember to buy my iron ore in the auction house
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"Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"

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#168596 - 05/23/06 04:16 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
I'm personally going to miss getting weird PM's like this:
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Salient tree toads live in my brain, but nothing said forever would ever be like this. Do you think Mr.T would agree?
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First time I did acid I kept doing hits because I didn't feel the effects right away. Six hits later, a dull roar in my head and multicoloured babbling bubbles that rose out of floor; I was high. Those bubbles gave me some of the best advice of my young life. If it's brown drink it down, if it's black send it back.
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#168597 - 05/23/06 04:44 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Did Willie hijack CM's good-bye thread with a good-bye of his own? Cool.

I know no one here. I just saw the word pop-tarts and wanted to mention that I love those frosted brown sugar cinnamon ones.

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#168598 - 05/23/06 05:55 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Take care Chicken and hope you decide to return.

The board has not been the same since Arab & Monkeys departure.

Jeff is right, this thread did turn into "Longshot" in a hurry.
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#168599 - 05/23/06 06:23 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Quote:

Did Willie hijack CM's good-bye thread with a good-bye of his own? Cool.

I know no one here. I just saw the word pop-tarts and wanted to mention that I love those frosted brown sugar cinnamon ones.


I hope you get banned
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#168600 - 05/23/06 10:26 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Da Burglar Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 01/02/05
Posts: 5750
Loc: ATLANTIC CITY
I've tried to leave, I cant...i can go away for a few days, but its pointless.

This place is like a drug...you build a tolerance to it and then it doesnt work anymore so you need to take a break, or cut back on usage. That has worked for me...

Speaking of drugs, I am going to go smoke something and then come back in an hour and see what I write, that always is good for a "WHAT THE FUCK???" the next day...

James is right, Willie is indeed irreplaceable...
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#168601 - 05/23/06 11:37 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Sergio T. Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
I've been gone a day and a half and missed alot. CM and Willie always were entertaining. This place wont be the same.

Malice, is there a smiley that pours out a 40. oz? Now would be a good time to have one.
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#168602 - 05/24/06 12:41 AM Re: Bye Bye All!
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Goddamnit I need to change my handle. All these CM's that arent for me are fucking with my ego
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jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM

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#168603 - 07/06/06 02:14 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Godspeed ChickenMasterX!

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#168604 - 07/06/06 03:03 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
cumalloverher Offline
Chronic Masturbator

Registered: 07/21/05
Posts: 1704
Loc: *quah quah quah quah*
Hi, Chickenmaster. Who's it doing?


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Quah.

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#168605 - 07/06/06 07:53 PM Re: Bye Bye All!
Eddie Normous Offline
Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer

Registered: 12/09/05
Posts: 1291
chickenmaster is back! exams are over huh?

good to see you round man to liven it up a bit.

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