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#168540 - 05/22/06 09:09 PM The DaVinci Code
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	In the last several months I've been having movie watching shoved down my gullet because um, the BoyToy is a movie addict. So I've been doing a lot of catching up on movie watching. Last night, I went to the movies to see The DaVinci Code. It was pretty good. Although because I've been cursed by the pornography world, I could help but think of some pretty nasty sexual stuff of that actress Audrey Tautou. Good god is she friggin eye candy. Just wondering if anyone else went out to see it and what you guys think?
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#168541 - 05/22/06 09:17 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9196	You know this was all invented by a Frenchman named Pierre Plontard in the 1950s, right? And that as an arrogant Froggie, he decided that he was the sole living descendent on the dossier secrete? Remember France, the professional surrenderers?
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#168542 - 05/22/06 09:22 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Yes I'm aware. Although as a fiction movie, it wasn't bad. Just curious what others think.
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#168543 - 05/22/06 09:23 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
gia jordan Porn Jesus Registered: 09/07/05 Posts: 14160 Loc: NYC	I hate any book that's sold in airports. See Audrey T in Amelie if it's eye candy you want. _________________________ "What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K
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#168544 - 05/22/06 09:24 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
Eddie Normous Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer Registered: 12/09/05 Posts: 1291	never seen the movie or read the book, and never will, so i have no opinion on them. however, i hate people who come up to me and say "hey man, you know Christianity is bullshit, i read the da vinci code!" have an original thought just once, asshole.
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#168545 - 05/22/06 09:42 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9196	In general, I hate French people. I've made an exception for Melissa Lauren, Charlie DeGaulle, and Napoleon for letting us steal the Louisiana Territory for a song and a 6.5% mortgate from Barings Bank (now ING). Otherwise, their contribution to the world is by not depleting global soap supply. I saw one of those groups interviews on CNN. Two seculars and two fundamentalists duked it out for 5 minutes while the token Catholic, a Jesuit priest, said nothing. Finally, the SJ chimes in, "If a movie with Ron Howard and Tom Hanks shakes your faith so profoundly, you need to go and see your confessor." Utter silence from the other talking heads.
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#168546 - 05/22/06 11:13 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	I can watch a fiction movie without it affecting my relgious beliefs or thoughts for that matter. It's pure entertainment. But yea, I felt the same way about French in general, Willie. I never had luck with any French that I met in the past and then I get cursed with a bitchen dude in the so-called "love" department who is a damn French LOL! It always works that way damn it!! Thanks Gia, I'll find it and maybe masturbate LOL
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#168547 - 05/22/06 11:29 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
John Floofin Porn Icon Registered: 02/04/05 Posts: 3499 Loc: The Dirty: 480	I saw this movie today, and no I haven't read the book yet. I liked it, it's a slow burner if you know what I mean. As far as the religion and intrigues being real or not, I could take it or leave it. I'm just waiting on this world for my spaceship to pick me back up.
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#168548 - 05/22/06 11:36 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	I'm Roman Catholic, not Opus Dei mind you , but I have no problem with the film. I liked the book and I liked the film although it was a little boring and a little too long. I wanted a little more adventure/action from the film. I think Angels and Demons was a much better book and I recommend it to everyone. It was far better than the Da Vinci Code IMO. And rumor has it that Tom Hanks may star in the prequel,Angels and Demons, if Sony Pictures picks it up. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#168549 - 05/23/06 12:35 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
loopnode Porn Jesus Registered: 01/12/05 Posts: 7322 Loc: The Children's Limbo	The movie sucks- trust me. True mediocrity. _________________________ I hit her with the hammer on top of the head. She made a lot of noise and kept on making noise, so I hit her again.
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#168550 - 05/23/06 12:54 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Yea, two and a half hours was a bit too long. Especially when I've never been big on any fiction both books and movies. But I'm learning to have a little fun and just enjoy a damn fake story for whatever it's worth It was decent and the visuals were pleasing to my artistic eye.
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#168551 - 05/23/06 03:58 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
Cleetus VanDamme Porn Jesus Registered: 04/19/04 Posts: 7888 Loc: Carpathian Mountains	Tom Hanks Hair scares me too much to see that flick. I did like the book though _________________________ "Some say I'm lazy and others say that is just me. Some say I'm crazy, I guess I'll always be"
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#168552 - 05/23/06 04:21 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	I saw Tom Hanks briefly on television, some talk show or whatever and it looks as though on his left side underneath his chin he has a mass of something or another. You can only see it when he turns his head to the right. It's really weird. I don't recall that in previous years. And the man has aged really quick the last few years!! Kinda spooky!
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#168553 - 05/23/06 06:39 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
TeriJoSnortsCoke AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 06/03/05 Posts: 429	The best thing Tom Hanks did was play drunken "Uncle Ned" on Family Ties...his embezzlement bit on Family Ties was funny as well. _________________________ I'll cut off your ears, nose, lips, and I'll stab your fucking face, so for the rest of your life, you'll remember your mistakes
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#168554 - 05/24/06 11:14 AM Re: The DaVinci Code
Soopergrizz Porn Fucking Master Registered: 02/23/05 Posts: 3724 Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild	Haven't yet seen the movie but read the book - generally poorly written but a topic I'm interested in (Knights Templar, Rosicrucians et al). The reviews of the movie have not been kind - sort of like Coochie Monster's reviews of Kami unkind. Here's a reminder of Dan Brown's prose style: "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." edge of your seat stuff! For those interested in the topic, another FICTIONAL work, that is a little more intellectually rigourous is Umberto Eco's Foucault's Pendulum The characters take all the great conspiracies and feed them into a computer to create a super-conspiracy! There's also gunplay in churches and museums and feats of derring-do by the Knights Templar. It's got lots of little puzzles and stuff too, only they're a lot harder to solve (well, for me anyway). Enjoy Buy it here! _________________________ You're all still alive?
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#168555 - 05/24/06 01:06 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
JRV Porn Jesus Registered: 08/03/03 Posts: 5849 Loc: TX, USA	Quote: Here's a reminder of Dan Brown's prose style: "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." Good Lord, can't he afford to hire a ghost writer who's taken an English class??? We get better writing than that on xxxpt. _________________________ "If they can't picture me with a knife, forcing them to strip in an alley, I don't want any part of it. It's humiliating." - windsock
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#168556 - 05/24/06 02:20 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
cumalloverher Chronic Masturbator Registered: 07/21/05 Posts: 1704 Loc: quah quah quah quah	Quote: "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." edge of your seat stuff! I have not read the book and generally steer clear of this sort of thing, but that excerpt interests me. I think it's a fine sentence. _________________________ Quah.
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#168557 - 05/24/06 07:04 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Quote: Quote: "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." edge of your seat stuff! I have not read the book and generally steer clear of this sort of thing, but that excerpt interests me. I think it's a fine sentence. That book is literally filled with those kinds of sentences. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#168558 - 05/24/06 10:10 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
ben Pervert Registered: 09/06/03 Posts: 2042 Loc: Ceara's bunny cage	Quote: Here's a reminder of Dan Brown's prose style: "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." I think I read this on the backcover of a Platinum X movie?
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#168559 - 05/24/06 10:48 PM Re: The DaVinci Code
Mook Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 12/10/05 Posts: 55	Quote: Quote: "Almost inconceivably, the gun into which she was now staring was clutched in the pale hand of an enormous albino with long white hair." edge of your seat stuff! I have not read the book and generally steer clear of this sort of thing, but that excerpt interests me. I think it's a fine sentence. Agreed. Henry James could do no better. _________________________ "just a sack with a hole in it that cums" (Blue qtd. in Jordan).
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#168560 - 05/25/06 12:52 AM Re: The DaVinci Code
Coochie Monster Gay For Pay Registered: 04/06/05 Posts: 959 Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze	The book was phenominal, the movie was The first MOVie I've ever seen where people dont actually MOVE. It's the history channel minus the cool graphics, videos, and shit. Don't waste you're time with this movie. _________________________ jrv im going to fucking kill you and 3 of your family members-SM
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#168561 - 05/29/06 01:39 AM Re: The DaVinci Code
Choda Boy Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 09/18/05 Posts: 138 Loc: Nunyo Biznass	Saw it today... Meh. It's more fun to watch Indiana Jones or Monty Python look for the Holy Grail. Rent one of those DVDs instead. _________________________ "If it has tits or wheels, it's gonna give you problems."
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