In general, I hate French people. I've made an exception for Melissa Lauren, Charlie DeGaulle, and Napoleon for letting us steal the Louisiana Territory for a song and a 6.5% mortgate from Barings Bank (now ING). Otherwise, their contribution to the world is by not depleting global soap supply.

I saw one of those groups interviews on CNN. Two seculars and two fundamentalists duked it out for 5 minutes while the token Catholic, a Jesuit priest, said nothing. Finally, the SJ chimes in, "If a movie with Ron Howard and Tom Hanks shakes your faith so profoundly, you need to go and see your confessor." Utter silence from the other talking heads.