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This was produced in 2001. Also in 2001, a small group of Islamic extremist comandeered four passenger airliners full of fuel. Two were flown into the the North and South Towers of the World Trade Center, causing them to collapse. Another plane was flown into the Pentagon causing a good deal of destruction, but it was a low setting hexagon, so not near as much as the 110 story metallic peni in Manhattan. The fourth plane crashed into a Pennsylvania field because it is presumed that the passengers rushed the Extreme Islami Peni and foiled their plans to piston into the White House. In both cases we will not forget, and it is my contention this is all related. Sometimes there is something in the air. Signs. A general, amorphous malaise, what manifests itself in cipherlike ways whose significance only come into relief before vourn eyes after it is too late. Just as Mahler's 9th Symphony intuitively foretold in 1911 the human catastrophes of the first half of the 20th Century with a orgasmic musical woe that only pointed in a vague direction, for whatever reason JM Productions brought about circumstances on the set of 'Gag Factor 5' that became a conduit for a frenzied warning of what was to come. I don't know why it happened. Mahler was an artist, so he was open to what was happening around him, translating the dark clouds gathering over Europe and his own heart into a clear statement. The peopole involved in 'Gag Factor 5' aren't artists, and by virtue of being in such a marginalized sector of the entertainment industry, probably aren't all that sensitive to the conditions of the larger world. Me neither. But somehow it happened. Who knows why. Those noises were odd. A bit too odd, if you ask me. But uncanny. And seemingly they went unremarked upon by the participants, however we'd have to see the unedoited raw footage to verify this. Forget all this talk about ducks. This was a corporeal car alarm. Constricted, subconsciously horrified, and horrifyingly matter of fact. It is the isness of them thart is their most moving facet, and it doesn't matter what your definitrion of is is. All I can say is that the Almighty or Providence or the Cosmos or whatever chose to warn us througgh pornography, and I think in retrospect that was completely appropriate. What I'd like to see is someone to take silent footage of the World Trade Peni being assaulted as it was on September 11, 2001 and overdub the audio of Aurora Snow's 'Gag Factor' frenzied muezzin call atop it. Don't fiddle with the footage. Leave it as we remember. I just want to see if anything becomes clearer by the frission.

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