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#168222 - 05/20/06 01:15 PM what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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or at least acts like it?
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#168223 - 05/20/06 02:52 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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#168224 - 05/20/06 04:45 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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hmmmmn, let me guess which producer has the smallest penis, pornactorforhire. Would that be a producer who wouldn't give you a shot at being in porn?
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#168225 - 05/20/06 04:47 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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#168226 - 05/20/06 05:09 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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Why is there so much cock size talk on this site lately??? Good lord people get over it with the cock envy or lack there of. Next thing you know these idiots will be challenging each other to see who can piss the farthest.


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#168227 - 05/20/06 05:30 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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Funny story: a friend of mine who is a professional writer once got booked to write a piece on prostitution. When she was interviewing this girl, she asked the obligatory, "So who was your wierdest john?" The whore replied one of her clients wanted her to dress up in his dead mother's housefrock while he stood 10 feet away and tried to jack off onto her. Apparently he got so good he could hit her from across the room.

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#168228 - 05/20/06 07:35 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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no gia you sassy tart but i do wonder about the producer who threw a hissy fit when i turned him down in favor of better offers


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#168229 - 05/20/06 09:30 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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no gia you sassy tart, but i do wonder about the producers who threw hissy fits because i chose not to let them feature me in their porns




oooh, you sure showed her there bro. your future is bright!

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#168230 - 05/20/06 10:08 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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oooh, you sure showed her there bro. your future is bright!



you sure showed me i guess?

only thing i'll show anyone is working hard for the companies who've given me good offers
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#168231 - 05/21/06 09:13 AM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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oooh, you sure showed her there bro. your future is bright!



you sure showed me i guess?

only thing i'll show anyone is working hard for the companies who've given me good offers




Holy shit is this gonna be fun. The Pride is definately looking to thin the herd a little.

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#168232 - 05/21/06 09:15 AM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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what the fuck is this?
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#168233 - 05/21/06 09:16 AM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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#168234 - 05/21/06 11:24 AM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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faggot.



If I was a homosexual, I would have done what your producer buddies like.


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#168235 - 05/21/06 11:57 AM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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Aaaaw...did a producer offer you a group scene, a blowbang, or something bukkake-esque and that wasn't good enough for you? Look, you have to work your way up from the ground floor like every other male talent. That's just how it goes.
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#168236 - 05/21/06 12:15 PM Re: what producer has the smallest penis in porn?
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What? Did a producer offer you a group scene, a blowbang, or something bukkake-esque and that wasn't good enough for you? Look, you have to work your way up from the ground floor like every other male talent. That's just how it goes.



Not all producers do work that way, and I look forward to helping some exceptional producers make money.

I'm just telling you how it goes, not meaning to give a hard time to producers who work the way you describe. (I've received B/B offers too, and while I've declined, I have no problem with any offer.)

But. When I say no-thank-you to an offer, and a producer replies with a hissy fit ( ), I do wonder what his problem is; hence my question above.
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