Funny story: a friend of mine who is a professional writer once got booked to write a piece on prostitution. When she was interviewing this girl, she asked the obligatory, "So who was your wierdest john?" The whore replied one of her clients wanted her to dress up in his dead mother's housefrock while he stood 10 feet away and tried to jack off onto her. Apparently he got so good he could hit her from across the room.