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You guys are funny as hell. I love you all so very much.
I'm so confused myself here, I don't even know who I am anymore.

Ok,I can help you at this point.Let me tell you who you are NOT.Anyone cute or skinny.Regardless of your multiple I.D.s there is a recurrent theme.Your avatars have all been skinnier than your rotting corpse will be after you O.D. on a $5 hit of smack.If you want to drop the weight,at some point you are going to have to put down that greasy pork chop,have a tow-truck winch you away from that keyboard and GO THE FUCK OUTSIDE!I must warn you though,even on the outside chance that you contract some intestinal parasite that devours you from within and you drop a couple 80lbs?You will STILL be ugly as sin
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