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#168055 - 05/19/06 01:03 PM I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Meet the two most overrated people in pornography today
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#168056 - 05/19/06 01:21 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: Meet the two most overrated people in pornography today I agree, even to the point of saying that Joanna is a bit of a bitch. The really sad part is that as Mary loses weight, she actually becomes slightly attractive, in that Bukkake/Gokkun cum guzling, fuck pig sort of way. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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#168057 - 05/19/06 02:59 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Joanna's Diary May 19, 2006 So a quick recap.... yes... blah blah blah.... James and I shot a new video for you guys on Monday. He stuck both his hands in my ass, then I stuck my hand in there too along with it.... and then James told the Lovely Brenda to stick her hand in there too but she said no. What a prude! _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#168058 - 05/19/06 05:08 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
2cums Registered Sex Offender Registered: 04/16/04 Posts: 2415 Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon	Quote: Meet the two most overrated people in pornography today Luke was wise to hitch his wagon to these stars. _________________________ " Bitch, not even a dumptruck full of Gucci bags would get me to do you. "- Gia Jordan response to pornactorforhire
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#168059 - 05/19/06 07:23 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
zenman Porn Jesus Registered: 08/26/03 Posts: 8160 Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana	Jesus Joanna Angel is a shrimp. _________________________ "All my years in p*rn didn't quite prepare me for childbirth. I mistakenly thought all the stretching I did would make this easier."
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#168060 - 05/19/06 09:24 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
It Was Fun aka Gen Padova Porn Jesus Registered: 04/20/03 Posts: 4517	Quote: Jesus Joanna Angel is a shrimp. Hey now!!! If she's a shrimp then what am I? Plankton?
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#168061 - 05/19/06 09:32 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Padova, since it's an 8-hour drive from here, can you just smack yourself a few times for that last comment
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#168062 - 05/21/06 05:44 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
k1ng Porn Jesus Registered: 03/22/06 Posts: 6557 Loc: 2004 - the glory days	Luke reports Joanna Angel, Mary Carey Say They Are Not Overrated They call me sloshed Friday evening and leave this message. Mary: "I'm not going to say anything. "Yeah, I'm just like so over-rated. That's why I'm on Keith Olberman. Joanna is overrated. Why are we in mainstream publications? What's wrong? We are so overrated. "The porn stars doing porn are the real ones. We're the overrated ones. We don't f--- enough." Joanna: "I only take one penis in my ass." Mary: "I'm just on news shows all the time." The only reason Mary is on any TV show or nonporn related publication is for freak factor no more no less. And Keith Olberman had his best days on Sportscenter being on his show is nothing special. _________________________ "You are the worst poster in xpt yet I can't stop talking about you" - smelly monkey
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#168063 - 05/21/06 08:56 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Believe it or not, I can vividly imagine this scene: two alcoholic porn skanks shouting drunkenly into a phone. Mary talks incessantly, and all the Tattoo Jew can get in edgewise is an out-of-nowhere nugget of truely useless infortmation, reminiscent of the Jim Carrey "I got worms" comment in Dumb and Dumber. Upon further reflection, the similarities don't stop there. Attachments 161118-nowsad.jpg (11 downloads)
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#168064 - 05/21/06 10:29 PM Re: I Can't Describe How Wrong This Is
damaged AC Cream Wannabe Registered: 04/14/06 Posts: 582	Quote: Believe it or not, I can vividly imagine this scene: two alcoholic porn skanks shouting drunkenly into a phone. Mary talks incessantly, and all the Tattoo Jew can get in edgewise is an out-of-nowhere nugget of truely useless infortmation, reminiscent of the Jim Carrey "I got worms" comment in Dumb and Dumber. Upon further reflection, the similarities don't stop there. Willie, did you really just make a reference to Bertolt Bretch on a fucking porn board? Talk about raising standards! Shit, next thing you know these girls will be driving themselves to shoots, opening bank account and getting GED's. But you get points for the effort. _________________________ Ashley Blue is like Debi Diamond. Not much too look at, but one helluva fuck.
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