Believe it or not, I can vividly imagine this scene: two alcoholic porn skanks shouting drunkenly into a phone. Mary talks incessantly, and all the Tattoo Jew can get in edgewise is an out-of-nowhere nugget of truely useless infortmation, reminiscent of the Jim Carrey "I got worms" comment in Dumb and Dumber.

Upon further reflection, the similarities don't stop there.