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I read in FHM magazine that John Holmes used to use a penis pump before his scenes




That was probably to help his coke-addled penis get erect rather than for enlargement purposes. Cocaine-induced flaccidness was also featured in Boogie Nights' Holmes analog Dirk Diggler.

I'll try and use some logic here: if there was a way to cure baldness or enlarge a penis, wouldn't everyone know about it? What the inventor would have created would be worth more to the common man than anything Bill Gates and Microsoft has produced, so we'd just need to check Forbes to learn his name.