Here is some news from the last week of porn.


Coral sands has announced that she is returning to porn and wants to do anal. (smelly monkey then pauses for a second and realizes not only doesn't he know who coral sands is, he doesn't care, this is then followed by a good minute of silence).


Bi britney has invested in a water themed swingers club for which she will be hands on with. So if your idea of sexy getaway is swimming in a cesspool of disease stenched water with bi britney and people who look like her then this will be right up your alley, for those who like the idea but don't want to shell out the few hundred dollars then i suggest you pop the sewage grate nearest to you and float around down there for a while.


On bi britney, it seems jewel has lost her mind (or credible contacts in the business) as she has decided once again to team up with bi britney on some projects, what they are i have no idea. Just pray for all man kind that britney remains behind the camera rather then in front of it.


Scott Fayner drops lawsuit against smelly monkey and is looking forward to claiming the first annual most homosexual person in porn award

Monkey,you just can't seem to stay away from Scott,now can you?!
Maybe you should call off your feud with him,and work as one of his mouthpieces on his Luke Ford site,since I hear they're looking for a new Gene Ross to out-extreme Gene.

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Aside from the joke homoeroitc references, I 'm dying to know about the real relationship between those two. It's obviously deep, and filled with animosity.

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Both Fayner and i know what happend. He knows why, i know why and lets just leave it at that.

smartt you are so lame. All you do is steal images from other sites and then pawn them off as your own. Try and come up with an original thought of your own for once. Try actually having to think of something using your own mind and then verbalize it in a post. No one makes my vagina itch as much as you and your lack of creativity.

Gentlemen... this is a porn forum. Please be on your best behavior!

Thats it, i have said it before, i am NOT gay. It was just a fayner thing, i considered him a soulmate more of a man to man relationship. I haven't slept with any other men since fayner and doubt i ever will. I don't even know why i mentioned it to begin with. Its over now and the sexual part of the relationship ended up destroying our friendship. Thats all i am going to say on the matter from now on.

I think smartt should lose all his visual privileges on this board and be forced to write at least a paragraph of original content in his next post. At least he got the clue and took down the picture of his crusty penis , i applaud you for that.