Katie Gold Cock Star
I was just ready to write about it being cool that Katie Gold was back when all of a sudden a little bird landed on the windowsill and told me that she went back to Texas already. Wha?...really? No way! That was one fuckin’ short comeback, babe...
When she disappeared the first time it was a while before it dawned on me that she wasn’t around anymore and I was shocked because I had recently done an interview with her where she seemed “in-it to win-it.” Secrets from the master: I think it’s totally unprofessional to try and hit on these babes because my job as a responsible (cough) “journalist” is to eke something interesting out of them via my questions that the fans will find informative. But, in case I never bang this particular porn-o babe, I try to enjoy the psychological challenge of scaling her psyche precipices via conversation in lieu of spelunkering her nookie. Shhh... please don’t tell a soul.
Now before you chauvinists let out a dull roar about porn gals all being just stupid bimbos or mindless fuckholes, I’ll counter-attack with the fact most guys are easily satisfied grunt-apes who’ll jerk off to just about anything and deep down they’re truly ashamed of themselves. So there... Not me. I found Katie to be way smarter than most people I met during many wasted years in college and that’s meant as compliment not an insult.
Judging by her performance in this Katie shows that upon her return she damn sure wasn’t about to pussy out because first up she engages in a Gag Factor-style blowjob with whiney Johnny Thrust. She also goes through her first dp with three dudes and one was this janitor-looking skin pickle named Sergio who must’ve snuck in at the last bukkake and somehow stuck around. But seriously, folks, check this out because Katie gave it her all before she
up and vanished again. Then again, it may be all part of some kind of slutty strategy. [JM Productions]