STEP IN FRONT OF A BUS YOU FUCKING PIECE OF SHIT!!! DOWSE YOURSELF IN GASOLINE AND SMOKE A CIGARETTE!!! SMEAR THE BLOODY ENTRAILS OF PIGS ON YOUR BODY AND JUMP INTO SHARK INFESTED WATERS!!! SPREAD HONEY AND JAM ON YOURSELF AND WALK WITH THE BEARS!!! TAKE A SHARPENED NUMBER 2 AND PUT IT THROUGH YOUR EYE!!! TAKE A BATH WITH YOUR FAVORITE TOASTER PLUGGED IN!!! I FUCKING HATE YOU!!!

Smelly Monkey likes the feeling of a hard positioning penis in his mouth while UPSIDEDOWN.

Smelly Monkey masturbates to sammura and cries himself to sleep because he is secretly in love with her.

Smelly Monkey took a trip to Brazil to insert Smartt's penis into his goatse asshole and vise versa.

Smelly Monkeys absence is due to his need to frequent more homosexual highway bathroom glory holes.

Smelly Monkey regularly masturbates to pictures of Brandon Iron.

Alrighty then. I'm gonna lock this thread, I assume that was a much needed venting, Chickenmaster...