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#167758 - 05/17/06 08:15 AM
i don't want to hear about your balls, you fuck.
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i'm sick of reading posts where people mention how happy a certain girl makes their balls feel, or other such ridiculous allusions to masturbation. fuck you, keep your disgusting self loving exploits to yourself, asshole. somewhere in the back of my mind i'm aware that this is what you're doing when you watch the new courtney simpson flick, but making what you think is a witty comment about your lonely, soul destroying orgasm does not make you interesting, it makes you a fuckin retard.
i think i actually remember someone discussing their prostat; like "my prostate thanks you for being so good looking". I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROSTATE. unless you are mentioning you have prostate cancer and will no longer be posting on xxxpt. that's acceptable. otherwise, fuck off.
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#167761 - 05/17/06 11:49 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
Registered: 09/14/05
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can i suggest... girlvert 10 it is funny as hell and stroke worthy!!!
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#167763 - 05/17/06 12:20 PM
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Porn Fucking Master
Registered: 02/23/05
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Loc: Paddling my canoe in the wild
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#167764 - 05/17/06 07:30 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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i'm sorry, i was just angry about the lack of girls and overabundance of guys on this board.
that picture of sierra has calmed me down.
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#167765 - 05/17/06 07:34 PM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 04/17/04
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nuts are gay.
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#167767 - 05/17/06 08:07 PM
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Porn Jesus
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me? i'm a teddy-bear padover.
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"
Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#167769 - 05/18/06 09:04 AM
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AC Cream Wannabe
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i love balls!!!!! balls are awesome!!! fun to suck and lick and get stuffed into my holes. hmmmmm...sounds like a movie....ball hogs...i just watched it. instant classic!!!!! it's a must see!!! tony, do you have any pics from that one? to post in here...it is a bit fitting considering we are discussing balls!!! mmmmmmm..balls!!!! tea bag anyone???
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The funny thing to me is...my skin cleared up...but u still r and always will b fat, unhappy, and alone cause u r so hidious u can't even get a $20 hooker to suck u off
Ur mom hates u
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#167771 - 05/18/06 10:28 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9195
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mmmmmmm..balls!!!! tea bag anyone???
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#167775 - 05/20/06 10:01 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
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i don't want to hear about your balls, you fuck.
or the size of your, any male talent's, or any fucking producer's penis. i hope you have herpes or, if not, have to fuck gretel kileen to catch herpes.
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#167776 - 01/10/07 07:53 PM
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 11/23/06
Posts: 323
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i think i actually remember someone discussing their prostat; like "my prostate thanks you for being so good looking". I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROSTATE. unless you are mentioning you have prostate cancer and will no longer be posting on xxxpt. that's acceptable. otherwise, fuck off.
What about Charles Barkley's prostate?
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#167777 - 01/12/07 01:02 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 11/04/06
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I saw Sierra this afternoon, and at no fucking point were my balls on the tip of her tongue.
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#167779 - 01/12/07 04:51 PM
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Kurt Lackwood's Fluffer
Registered: 12/09/05
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obscure bump, though the sentiment still holds true.
either way i'm going away for another week. catch
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#167780 - 01/16/07 01:27 AM
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 01/25/06
Posts: 4470
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Helpful hint: Cover them in an active form of THC!! She'll be sucking 'em for hours!!
I'm a cheap fuck, will catnip suffice?
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#167782 - 01/16/07 04:25 PM
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Porn Jesus
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KneeGrow: What's with the blurred chick in your avatar?
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