i'm sick of reading posts where people mention how happy a certain girl makes their balls feel, or other such ridiculous allusions to masturbation. fuck you, keep your disgusting self loving exploits to yourself, asshole. somewhere in the back of my mind i'm aware that this is what you're doing when you watch the new courtney simpson flick, but making what you think is a witty comment about your lonely, soul destroying orgasm does not make you interesting, it makes you a fuckin retard.

i think i actually remember someone discussing their prostat; like "my prostate thanks you for being so good looking". I DON'T WANT TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR FUCKING PROSTATE. unless you are mentioning you have prostate cancer and will no longer be posting on xxxpt. that's acceptable. otherwise, fuck off.