did i mention i'm LORD MASTER DAMIEN AND HAVE A HUGE COLLECTION OF EXOTIC LEATHER BOOTS!

MY LAST CAREER WAS AS A HERMISEXUAL PROSTIE!

NO REALLY!

300 BUCKS FOR LICKING COOL-WHIP OFF MY GENITALS! IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE.....IT'S TRUE!

the BEST part about ramone is his community service for the faggots who couldn't pay him for head.....he'd accept "SERVICES" like washing his dishes or walking his dog for GAYBUTTSEX!
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits