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#167173 - 05/14/06 04:14 PM I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
...future.Would hurl myself off of a ten story building before. Oh hey! This is an open message to all those dudes that made me flee my yahoo group that have now discovered my myspace page Whilst you my comprise the most vocal part of my fanbase I am not even slightly gay or even curious about any level of faggotry.Not now or anytime in the future will you be getting any of this You would have to kill me first and I would hope that would take the joy out of it for you For any of you who would have me dead or alive,I have a plan in place to ruin that as well.For obvious reasons I will not divulge that info except to say that my corpse would be the last thing you ever... you get the picture I'm never gonna change my mind about this.Ever .I am totally sprung on the pussy and even if you pretended to be a chick or had some sort of ungodly surgery if you carry the y chromosome you can write me off Now I won't pretend for one second,I can control what you do in your private lives,but while you waste time over materials I appear in You could be or even some dude you have a shot at.I assure you that my stance on this will not change I will not waiver or deviate from this path in any way and any future request for :garments that have touched my privates that do not contain the keys to a black mercedes 600s (current production model)will go straight into the trash I hope we are all on the same page now
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#167174 - 05/14/06 04:21 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Just so you know I am serious about this,right now while I am post this-I am getting some pussy if you lean inm close to the monitor you can......
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#167175 - 05/14/06 04:21 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the....
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
I'm hittin it in a lazy spoon and yes I have a wire-less keyboard Bastards oooooohhhhh!
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#167176 - 05/14/06 04:22 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Damn, this news is troubling because you are so sweet
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#167177 - 05/14/06 04:32 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
Cleetus!please be careful It's just that sort of thing that seems to be causing the confusion well that and my laser-hot ass! That noone is getting!
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#167178 - 05/14/06 04:35 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
NO!
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#167179 - 05/14/06 04:36 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
zenman Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
Loc: Roma, Repubblica Italiana
Bishop, this is why you should never have done that move where you swap your own cum back. Male talent should read this...and never do it. It's wrong. Jesus would not approve.
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#167180 - 05/14/06 04:37 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
uh uh!
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#167181 - 05/14/06 04:40 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Bishop, this is why you should never have done that move where you swap your own cum back. Male talent should read this...and never do it. It's wrong. Jesus would not approve.


Maybe but if I had gotten paid a little bit more then maybe.... Atleast it was my....own...
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#167182 - 05/14/06 04:52 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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...future.Would hurl myself off of a ten story building before. Oh hey! This is an open message to all those dudes that made me flee my yahoo group that have now discovered my myspace page Whilst you my comprise the most vocal part of my fanbase I am not even slightly gay or even curious about any level of faggotry.Not now oir anytime in the future will you be getting any of this You would have to kill me first and I would hope that would take the joy out of it for you For any of you who would have me dead or alive,I have a plan in place to ruin that as well.For obvious reasons I will not divulge that info except to say that my corpse would be the last thing you ever... you get the picture I'm never gonna change my mind about this.Ever .I am totally sprung on the pussy and even if you pretended to be a chick or had some sort of ungodly surgery if you carry the y chromosome you can write me off Now I won't pretend for one second,I can control what you do in your private lives,but while you waste time over materials I appear in You could be or even some dude you have a shot at.I assure you that my stance on this will not change I will not waiver or deviate from this path in any way and any future request for :garments that have touched my privates that do not contain the keys to a black mercedes 600s (current production model)will go straight into the trash I hope we are all on the same page now



Its too bad this post(in its entirety) won't fit in my sig. I will however nominate for post of the year.
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#167183 - 05/14/06 05:12 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the....
Paul Reubens Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/11/05
Posts: 237
Loc: Outside the abortion clinic wi...
That shit is pretty difficult to read. Anybody want to explain what happened?

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#167184 - 05/14/06 05:14 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
jamesn Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/17/04
Posts: 6005
Loc: travieso capital management an...
i have no idea. all i know is i liked it. why is bishop not a mod yet?
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#167185 - 05/14/06 07:39 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the....
Bishop Offline
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Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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That shit is pretty difficult to read. Anybody want to explain what happened?


In a situation like this do you really want to wait until something happens?
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#167186 - 05/14/06 09:36 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Well I jutht think bithsup is thuper.

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#167187 - 05/14/06 09:53 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
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Well I jutht think bithsup is thuper.



Me too. I was gonna list his name here but after reading the way he feels I guess I won't.
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#167188 - 05/14/06 09:57 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
ChickenMaster Offline
Demon Spawn

Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
Quote:

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Well I jutht think bithsup is thuper.



Me too. I was gonna list his name here but after reading the way he feels I guess I won't.




LMAO

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#167189 - 05/14/06 09:57 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Cleetus VanDamme Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/19/04
Posts: 7888
Loc: Carpathian Mountains
Think luke will run with this story?
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#167190 - 05/15/06 12:07 AM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Sorry but Zen is right.

You ate your own jizz. You might as well have rimmed Rob Longshots asshole on film.

Bishop, what will your kids Shakira and Tyrone think when they are old enough to see their dads work?
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#167191 - 05/15/06 03:05 AM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bishop Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 12/13/03
Posts: 2376
Loc: Rockin' the Z5U
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Sorry but Zen is right.

You ate your own jizz. You might as well have rimmed Rob Longshots asshole on film.

Bishop, what will your kids Shakira and Tyrone think when they are old enough to see their dads work?


Hey king? fuck you dogg! You don't even know me like that man.I'ma see you in these streets... As far as lil bishop and bishopnetta,them crumbgsnatcha's better be glad they ate cause that whole marijuana dealin' thing went bust and a nigga ain't tryin to work Fuck !!! I keep telling ya'll HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN U SEE ME EAT ANOTHER MOFO"S CUM!!!! WHAT?! YOU AIN"T NEVER EVEN TASTED IT BUT YOU BE XPECTING YOUR GIRL TO JUST CHOW DOWN!!!!!!! aarrrrrgghhh!!!!You know you tasted it...prolly somebody else's too...
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#167192 - 05/15/06 03:49 AM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bad_Bad Offline
Bukkake Boy

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 624
I love the "You know how I know you're gay?" threads. Makes me want to watch "40 Year Old Virgin" again.
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#167193 - 05/15/06 11:47 AM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
k1ng Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
Quote:

Quote:

Sorry but Zen is right.

You ate your own jizz. You might as well have rimmed Rob Longshots asshole on film.

Bishop, what will your kids Shakira and Tyrone think when they are old enough to see their dads work?


Hey king? fuck you dogg! You don't even know me like that man.I'ma see you in these streets... As far as lil bishop and bishopnetta,them crumbgsnatcha's better be glad they ate cause that whole marijuana dealin' thing went bust and a nigga ain't tryin to work Fuck !!! I keep telling ya'll HAVE A PROBLEM WHEN U SEE ME EAT ANOTHER MOFO"S CUM!!!! WHAT?! YOU AIN"T NEVER EVEN TASTED IT BUT YOU BE XPECTING YOUR GIRL TO JUST CHOW DOWN!!!!!!! aarrrrrgghhh!!!!You know you tasted it...prolly somebody else's too...




Your right Bish I don't know you like that. In fact, I'm not even the one that wrote what you quoted. And no. No cum goes near this mouth not even the fake female squirting variety. But if thats your thing Bish I'm cool with it.
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#167194 - 05/15/06 12:29 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
RenfieldGyps Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 12/28/05
Posts: 4726
Loc: The City That Never Sleeps, Tr...
STOP LYING YOU DIRTY MUTHAFUCKER. YOU LOVE SWALLOWING THE LOADS!

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#167195 - 05/15/06 12:36 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
ChuckSpears Offline
AC Cream Wannabe

Registered: 11/01/05
Posts: 537
Loc: Holly Randall's garden
Now Bishop, are we to assume that you are saying that you are not gay outside the prison environment? Becuas we all know that in prison, everyone is at least a little gay if you know what u am saying my brutha.

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#167196 - 05/15/06 05:17 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
2cums Offline
Registered Sex Offender

Registered: 04/16/04
Posts: 2415
Loc: On the Mia Rose bandwagon
Just give us the lowdown. Did you know going into the shoot that you had to swallow your load? How much money did they offer to sell your soul? Did you practice the night before?

No, I never swallowed my jizz. Sperm is an aphrodisiac for women. Look how Christie Lee, Hailey Young or Hillary Scotts face lights up and glows when getting plastered in nutsauce. Thats not acting.

I don't want to hear that you were on the receiving end of a Bishops Dozen anytime in the future so stay strong my fellow xpt'er!

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#167197 - 05/15/06 05:59 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
elaborator Offline
Porn Icon

Registered: 01/27/06
Posts: 3440
Loc: Jaundice Town
hey bishop is it true that it tastes like chicken?

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#167198 - 05/15/06 08:48 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
filth Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 44
Loc: Surrey BC
yeesh. You got balls Bishop. Gotta give ya props for that.

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#167199 - 05/15/06 09:26 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
Bornyo Offline
Porn Jesus

Registered: 09/23/04
Posts: 10321
Quote:

yeesh. You got balls Bishop. Gotta give ya props for that.




What the hell is that supposed to mean? He has balls and you want to give him props?

I need props for my balls, too. When I play contact sports I wear a jockstrap which supports my junk but if you are wanting to prop balls on principle I'm here for you.

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#167200 - 05/15/06 09:28 PM Re: I am not Gay,Have no plans to be gay in the..
filth Offline
Ed Hardy Wearing Loser

Registered: 01/23/06
Posts: 44
Loc: Surrey BC
Quote:

I'm here for you.




eww. this is getting way too gay
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