Just give us the lowdown. Did you know going into the shoot that you had to swallow your load? How much money did they offer to sell your soul? Did you practice the night before?

No, I never swallowed my jizz. Sperm is an aphrodisiac for women. Look how Christie Lee, Hailey Young or Hillary Scotts face lights up and glows when getting plastered in nutsauce. Thats not acting.

I don't want to hear that you were on the receiving end of a Bishops Dozen anytime in the future so stay strong my fellow xpt'er!