[clears throat] ahem!

I hope that science does not slip up and monkey with such important genetics. The loss of such a tasty item would be uniquely unappealing. I'm sorry if I'm griping on Sundae, but I'm sure a bunch of people agree with me.

"I wanted to grow a banana tree in England, but my friend said I might have trouble with the climate. So I told him: I don't want to climb it; I just want to grow it.'"

OK, I'm gonna split, peace out!