Probably start looking for some redheads, check out this thread:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=28312&page=&view=&sb=5&o=&fpart=1&vc=1

and this one:
http://www.xxxporntalk.com//ubbthreads/showflat.php?Cat=&Board=dvdtalk&Number=149681&Forum=dvdtalk&Words=redhead&Match=Entire%20Phrase&Searchpage=0&Limit=25&Old=1year&Main=149406&Search=true#Post149681

Then I'd see you schedule shaping up like this:
Day One; Kiss a few agents' asses.
Day Two: Hire the whores.
Day Three: Spend 12 hours getting them to learn 2 or 3 words in Gaelic
Day Four: Start fuckin'...though one out of 3 whores will be at least an hour late, and out of it on Xanax and blush wine served in a box.

The Ronnie Dio has no Irish angle, unless he's somehow related to Eamon de Valera, but she might drive some traffic to your site. Plus it would be fun to listen to her squeek out "We're The Last in Line" while getting DP'ed.

Good luck!