Got to love this look, like someone just stabbed to death a small dog in front of luke.

Luke trying to remember the name of the blond he writes about on his site so much.

Big pimpin at Jack in the Box.

Got to love the migrant workers ogling in the background on this one.


Kurt would be proud of this pose.

Obviously the chick on the right has her hand down his pants.

(no offense Luke...)

N.A. Meeting Group Photo (Narcissists Anonymous)

Is there anyone who doubts that all four subjects in this photo individually believe in their mind that THEY are the center of attention and what people viewing this photo are focusing on?




Meanwhile, somewhere, Quentin Tarantino feels ripped off somehow...."PLOP" Fiction anyone?

weirdest suit ever.

What's the big deal about Luke Ford? Does a guy that sleeps on the floor of a rented room at his age deserve any mainstream coverage? Even Gary Coleman is living a better life than Luke Ford. If Luke were successful it would be one thing, but he hasn't parlayed his writing into a successful career in the porn world or the mainstream world. Luke's a total failure.

The only thing that might make him interesting to the mainstream is his Jewishness and even that's fake. Even the Jews don't want him and it's not because he's involved with porn like he claims is the reason, but it's because he's a broke mooch who's a blight on every synagogue he joins.

i still want to know where one can purchase a suit like that in 2006.

mos def. hugo boss, 1988 collection. also available in white and teal. i'd rather go into a meeting with hiv than a double-breasted suit.

Who's that whore in the red hotpants type outfit?

I'd otherwise have no problem with Luke, but he ran afoul of Gia which means I have to take the gloves off and hit below the belt. His affiliation with the tribe of Judah makes it easy. Here's two quickies, since I couldn't choose between the two:

oh my fucking god phlog. you hit it out of the park with the smartt's head posts. this is so wrong, i categorically stand against it. but it's fucking HILARIOUS.

Hey Luke, drop the schtick & just report.

I just noticed...check out the hysterical brotha' to the right, what's he remonstrating and flailing his arms hysterically for...is it "Yo! That's the dude from that mother fucking movie that use's 'Nigga' like 112 times, that Spike Lee told us to avoid years ago...what's that motherfucka's name...??"

OR

"Yo! That's Luke Ford! Check it owwwwwwwtttttt!!"

...or "Lawdy i don seen it all now! a Jew Pimp in a bad suit!!!"

This one had me thinking "Here we come, walking down the street, get the funniest looks from everyone we meet. Hey Hey we're the monkeys, can't stop messing around, we're too busy singing to put anybody down."