My friend Shakes told me this story. He works in the sewer.

Two things I was finally convinced of.. All cops are born stupid and all cops become mean. I attribute the later to G.D.P. - no not Gross Domestic Product. Gigantic Dill Pickles. Growing up 50% of cops were tortured by classmates who shoved Gigantic Dill Pickles up their ass. The other 50% were doing the shoving.

Recently Shakes and a sewer partner Lew ran into a real sweetheart. Oficer Lilly Amore of the LAPD. Lilly has been featured in those Reality Cop shows as the top Hooker Decoy around. So he starts:
"She is Latina and drop-dead gorgeous and knows it. She also lies like a junkie whore who tells you she is gonna cop and be right back. Lots of guys we hang out with at Kelly's Bar have painful tales of how this despicable tnuc fabricated police reports and lied to judges and juries. I have personally witnessed her and her bandit thug officers drag an 80 year old alleged John out of his ride and bash him around before slamming him headfirst into a squad car and heaving him in the backseat."

Lilly decide that she deserved more and better and went into business for herself. One day at his bar Kelly tells Shakes that Officer Lilly had showed up and demanded $300 a week off the top. She also made it clear that from now on he was working for her - moving $1000 a week of confiscated shiva, Rock and X was the start. Small problem for her though: She was sitting right in front of Kelly's hidden, miked surveillance camera when she came up with her little "I deserve Tiffany, Armani and a Benz" plan. Stupid bitch sat in the same seat when she delivered the drugs to Kelly. And when she got the first payment. Dumb whore.

"We were like kids at Christmas waiting for her to make her next pickup cuz Kelly had a little video to show her. As stupid as she is 30 seconds into it she knew she was in a pickle. Kelly laid it out calmly: because of her lots of dudes had spent the night in the slammer instead of with their dick down some whore's throat. And now she was trying to rob him. A lesson needed to be taught. Tonight that mouth of her's was gonna be used for something besides lying. It was also clear her other 2 holes would be seeing lots of action."

He looked directly at Shakes and said "Shakes can you and your guys take care of this in the sewer? I can't have any evidence here."

20 minutes into his shift and he was just HAMMERED on whiskey and various pills - wish he said what pills - but knowing Shakes, people give him pills and he takes them.
So he continues:

"This cop slut Lilly looked mighty good so I agreed. She started twitching in fear so I told her it might go easier for her if she took 3 hits of X. She gulped em down -first of a LOT of gulping in her immediate future.

Kelly loaded us up with whiskey, beer and tequilla and we walked the half block to our favorite Gangbang Sewer Hole. Set up a job site and went down the hole.

Lilly was starting to get buzzed - looked ready for a multi-cavity search. We stripped the pig whore naked and gave Officer Lilly Amore SFPD the crack ho greeting - shook up a few brews and drenched the bitch in foam. Lew got Lilly on her knees and started to throat-fuck the corrupt slut - calling her all sorts of names. The rest of us
joined in just banging the hell out of Ms. Officer Amore. She went with it - knowing to resist meant the end of her career and probably prison time - maybe even a shiv across that pretty face. Cops don't do well in the slammer.

Then the X began to hit Lilly and hit her hard. She started enjoying the scene - really digging it. Then she went psycho fucking nuts in deranged joy. Officer Lilly was screaming "chinga mi culo" so we all took turns fucking her ass. Total insanity gripped her - grabbing us slapping our asses and yelling "is that all you got GRINGO MOTHERFUCKERS. Is that all you GOT!! Give it to me harder you Fucking PRICKS. IS THAT ALL YOU GOT!!!!!" We hammered her hard for
2 Pops each and she was yelling for more - demanding more. Her eyes were glazed over in total psychotic joy and rolling back in her skull with every "O"

I got scared. Real scared. This bitch was fucking looney. We all wore down and collapsed feebly. Lilly got ahold of her revolver and insisted on more. Just then a PG&E crew came thru the underground tunnel. She leveled the gun at them and told them to fuck her. The warning shot told them she was serious. Officer Lilly Amore gaped her raw asshole and demanded a double anal. She pumped hard on their dicks all the while using the pistol to Throatfuck the PG&E dudes.
The rest is a blur...

After that we saw Lilly on the street for awhile. Then she disappeared. The cops weren't talking. But I knew. Being wasted on X and Skullfucked and Gangbanged in the Sewer was a high Officer Lilly Amore would chase after to no avail for the rest of her life."

I just got myself another drink and asked him to repeat the story again... Shakes is back baby!

It's a nice story, but it needs a prince to come rescue her, and ponies. Perhaps a talking animal, and little blue people who live in mushrooms and sing La la La songs all day.

Why would people be so stupid as to give a chick drugs and let her keep her gun?

Fun story, incredulous in that nobody had at the very least a fucking camera phone or digicam. pics and vid clips of this kind of debauchery are priceless.

What your friends did to that woman was rape, regardless of her alleged unrelated transgressions with abuses of power. I hope Shaker and his sewer rats in sex crimes rot in jail or at the very least are eaten by a pet alligator flushed down the toilet years ago now grown to mostrous size while they are on the job.

By the way, does the Officer Amore also go by the alias "Patti"? Because I think part of the attack was filmed and can be seen in this link:
Officer Lilly "Patti" Amore is drugged and sexually assaulted in a chessy apartment set in a sewer

I'm. Not. Done. With. You. Yet.