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#167004 - 05/13/06 05:56 PM WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	say you have the option of having passionate, meaingful sex with courtney simpson. except you have to have a quad-amputee writhing around the foot of the bed during the entire experience. how many of you would ignore stumpy for the chance to bang oj's daughter courtney?(she looks like nicole) i couldn't, she looks like a kid and i'm not a pedophile. but seriously, are you into these girls enough that a quad-amputee writhing about would still not be enough of a deterrent? _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#167005 - 05/13/06 06:00 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
ChickenMaster Demon Spawn Registered: 07/07/04 Posts: 3178	I bet kami shitting off the side of the bed would still not be enough of a deterrent for most of the cretins like pris.
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#167006 - 05/13/06 06:02 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	i bet spikelee/willysguy would open their mouth and let courtney shit into it. then take immodium so they'd never poop out their brush with greatness. until the impacted-cortney-feces had to be removed in an ER room _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#167007 - 05/13/06 06:19 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
elaborator Porn Icon Registered: 01/27/06 Posts: 3440 Loc: Jaundice Town	Quote: except you have to have a quad-amputee writing around the foot of the bed during the entire experience. i thought you were refering to daburglar at first ...but then i see you meant to write "writhing" ...i assumed there were going to be "Burglarisms" involved. _________________________
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#167008 - 05/13/06 06:26 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	good catch man _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#167009 - 05/13/06 07:14 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Quote: say you have the option of having passionate, meaingful sex with courtney simpson. She's Mormon, that's impossible. Mormons only fuck to procreate, and although they do that very well, that's all they do. At best, Courtney might be capable of "guilty kinky sex," and one of the fanboys having to get into some shit like that would 'splode them up lickety split.
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#167010 - 05/13/06 07:18 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Quote: except you have to have a quad-amputee writing around the foot of the bed during the entire experience. i thought you were refering to daburglar at first ...but then i see you meant to write "writhing" ...i assumed there were going to be "Burglarisms" involved. Lemme guess, you just saw Boxing helena? Does the board appreciate how I just passively accept the rare cheap shots from my fellow ALUMNUT and (beating my chest like Cameron in Ferris Bueller* ) ....."I never say ANything!!!" That's called respect kids.... _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#167011 - 05/13/06 07:33 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	Good thing no one XPT went to that toilet Columbia!
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#167012 - 05/13/06 07:35 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
jamesn Porn Jesus Registered: 04/17/04 Posts: 6005 Loc: travieso capital management an...	only the ugliest lesbians went to barnard! _________________________ "She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone" Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits
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#167013 - 05/13/06 07:37 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: only the ugliest lesbians went to barnard! Tagic story....I knew several GORGEOUS Lesbians who went there..... very sad _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#167014 - 05/13/06 07:38 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
Willie D Porn Jesus Registered: 09/20/05 Posts: 9195	I always liked the chicks from Wells. Demure on the outside, but three months with no boys in sight made for some naughty girls.
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#167015 - 05/13/06 07:46 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
have2cit Porn Jesus Registered: 08/09/06 Posts: 9113 Loc: red dirt state of mind	Courtney Simpson is like Keri Sable, all the technical aspects are there so she should be cute, but somehow she's still unable to pull it off.
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#167016 - 05/13/06 07:49 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
Da Burglar Porn Jesus Registered: 01/02/05 Posts: 5750 Loc: ATLANTIC CITY	Quote: Courtney Simpson is like Keri Sable, all the technical aspects are there so she should be cute, but somehow she's still unable to pull it off. good point, but I went back and saw a Keri Video last week .... damn she looks substantially LESS cute than before, and more like a blond Gumby. _________________________ Are you gonna eat that?
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#167017 - 05/13/06 08:04 PM Re: WHAT IF? COURTNEY SIMPSON FANZONLY!
willysgirls Rob Black's Crack Pipe Registered: 04/21/06 Posts: 78 Loc: LA	Quote: i bet spikelee/willysguy would open their mouth and let courtney shit into it. then take immodium so they'd never poop out their brush with greatness. until the impacted-cortney-feces had to be removed in an ER room You must have done that before! Otherwise, that idea wouldn't come to you. OK, I will certify you as a supreme pervert. Hey kid, relax, I am just a novice pervert. heh.
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