i bet spikelee/willysguy would open their mouth and let courtney shit into it. then take immodium so they'd never poop out their brush with greatness. until the impacted-cortney-feces had to be removed in an ER room
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"She has no waist, no arse...an interesting face...but all we are really worshipping is two bags of silicone"

Martin Amis "honoring" katie price with a character bearing some of her traits