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#166906 - 05/22/06 02:06 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
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I only take a razor to my ass crack when I have to. Otherwise, I'm too lazy and I just braid it instead so I don't get too many dingle berries. There's nothing worse when you wipe your ass ten times after shitting and still getting skid marks.

But ya know, I don't mind the man butt hair, I like to twirl it with my tongue.




You know what Padova? You're actually starting to grow on me, very much like a hemmoroid, except I think I like you a little more.
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#166907 - 05/22/06 02:11 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 04/20/03
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I can bleed like a hemmroid too if you rub me the wrong way (my three time broken snauze). haha I forgot to mention that even though I dont mind twirling man butt hair with my tongue, I still manage to find one or two stuck between my teeth. It pisses me off cuz its hard to grab a hold of and pull!!! Or one measly one just sits at the very back of my tongue and I can't seem to get it out.

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#166908 - 05/22/06 03:40 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 07/20/03
Posts: 5256
Loc: CSW Wrestling - Gracie Academy
Can someone please lock this thread now.
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#166909 - 05/22/06 04:22 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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CM, you cannot continue with the Magnum image...I have come to read your stuff with Mr. T's voice in my head...by the way, who the fuck was Robin Masters anyway? Was it really Higgy-baby?

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#166910 - 05/22/06 04:26 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
jamesn Offline
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Registered: 04/17/04
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ditto on the mr.t-voice.

i also think smelly monkey is really a monkey with a bat and smiling arab looks like guido sarducci.
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#166911 - 05/22/06 04:32 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Willie D Offline

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Registered: 09/20/05
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And tell me this: why are people leaving get-well cards for that soon-to-be-glue racehorse? Do they think Mr. Ed will actually read the things? Or are they confusing the animal with recently-deceased porn skank Davia Ardell?

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#166912 - 05/22/06 10:27 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 04/06/05
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Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Willie,

Robin Masters was Higgins
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#166913 - 05/26/06 09:39 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
Lookie who showed-up at the party last week...
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#166914 - 05/27/06 08:28 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

Lookie who showed-up at the party last week...








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#166915 - 05/27/06 08:42 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 11/10/05
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i still absolutely, definitely would

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#166916 - 05/27/06 09:27 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 07/23/04
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Yeah I have to agree....I'd throw them BOTH a bone
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#166917 - 05/27/06 10:54 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 10/09/04
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i still absolutely, definitely would




So would I when she's looking like this.



This just makes me more suspicious that she'd taken a beating in the original pic.
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#166918 - 05/27/06 12:29 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Quote:

I jumped in there because had a RENFIELD epiphany. And like clockwork he/she responded like a retard. I should have let you roll with it. My apologies. I will never have any RENFIELD epiphanies again.



Don't worry about it. Renfield = Gypsy. The fat fucking pig is back. I never knew until he/she/it slipped up in another thread. Now I know why everyone hated renfield.


You muthafuckers just dont let up, do ya? I am not Gypsy. You guys are so fucking easy, you are all suppose to be adults in this forum, correct? Then why do you guys all fall for everything that you read? I think I accomplished what I wanted to.

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#166919 - 05/27/06 12:44 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
*sigh*

Max and Jeanie Marie... Together again.


YEAHHHHH!
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#166920 - 05/28/06 01:55 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 11/14/04
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Loc: Down there
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You muthafuckers just dont let up, do ya? I am not Gypsy. You guys are so fucking easy, you are all suppose to be adults in this forum, correct? Then why do you guys all fall for everything that you read? I think I accomplished what I wanted to.




No one was giving a shit about you. The thread moved back to it's intended subject. Yet, you being the mindless attention whore just had to make it about you again.

Fuck you. Die the most painful death ever. You suck. Your constant babble gives dyslexics and crackheads a bad name.
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#166921 - 05/28/06 02:07 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 03/22/06
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Loc: 2004 - the glory days

I was thinking about making a lame joke about these two being on the deck of a crab boat for "The Deadliest Catch" on the Discovery channel but then I realized that's not funny. Plus, these two may actually be the deadliest catch that any man could have, but I'm not gonna make that joke either. Sorry for wasting your time.


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#166922 - 05/28/06 03:00 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 04/17/04
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her nose started out thin from the red dress giving the finger shot. next time it was closer to joey frazier's nose than the first.


then in the most recent pictures it's back almost essentially to normal.
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#166923 - 09/25/06 04:52 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Loc: NYC
Here's a photo I took of Jeanie Marie 2 nights ago. The second wind of strokeworthiness.




From AVN.com


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#166924 - 09/25/06 04:58 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
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She definitely cleans up well. I just watched her get sodomized in "Eight Simple Rules For Banging My Teenage Daughter". Approved!
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#166925 - 09/25/06 05:27 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Here's a photo I took of Jeanie Marie 2 nights ago. The second wind of strokeworthiness.




From AVN.com




So did you happen to find out if she has a thuggish suitcase pimp attached?
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#166926 - 09/25/06 06:11 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
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Here's a photo I took of Jeanie Marie 2 nights ago. The second wind of strokeworthiness.




Dig the photos Gia. Although I am bothered by the fact I am more entertained by guys than the girls. Case in point. I'm sure Mike is a nice guy and all...

but


and what's up with Tom Byron? Is he really hurting for some scratch? Maybe you can rep him and get him some work so he can save up for a new shirt.

Don't get me started on K.Lockwood.


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#166927 - 09/27/06 07:21 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 05/02/06
Posts: 72
nobody else has mentioned this yet, so maybe i'm wrong, but it really looks like she got lip implants in the later pics. Am i the only one who thinks this is the dumbest plastic surgery on the planet? i've never seen a fish-lipped whore where the result was even remotely natural looking.

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#166928 - 09/27/06 11:04 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 05/06/05
Posts: 1946
Loc: Outer Space
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nobody else has mentioned this yet, so maybe i'm wrong, but it really looks like she got lip implants in the later pics. Am i the only one who thinks this is the dumbest plastic surgery on the planet? i've never seen a fish-lipped whore where the result was even remotely natural looking.




No it is by far the worst-- though I think butt implants might top the list. I've never seen lip injections that looked good.
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#166929 - 09/27/06 11:39 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Choda Boy Offline
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Registered: 09/18/05
Posts: 138
Loc: Nunyo Biznass
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what's up with Tom Byron? Is he really hurting for some scratch? Maybe you can rep him and get him some work so he can save up for a new shirt.




Byron was a grouchy dick at that party.

Is he always like that?
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#166930 - 09/28/06 01:33 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
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Byron was a grouchy dick at that party.

Is he always like that?




The Tao says: 'Man who look like Lars Ulrich, act like Lars Ulrich'.

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#166931 - 09/28/06 09:08 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 01/12/05
Posts: 76
Loc: hollywood
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Byron was a grouchy dick at that party.

Is he always like that?




no

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