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#166856 - 05/13/06 07:36 AM Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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This has to be worthy of it's own thread. This girl was cute:





Even as recently as the 25th of March when Morbidthoughts took this photo:





Yet on the 4th of May, LESS THAN SIX WEEKS LATER, she shows up at the JM offices looking like this:




What the fuck happened? doesn't do it that fast by itself. There must have been some serious pimp-beating going on.
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#166857 - 05/13/06 07:52 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

This has to be worthy of it's own thread. This girl was cute:






Even as recently as the 25th of March when Morbidthoughts took this photo:





Yet on the 4th of May, LESS THAN SIX WEEKS LATER, she shows up at the JM offices looking like this:




What the fuck happened? doesn't do it that fast by itself. There must have been some serious pimp-beating going on.





Are there any engineers on here that could apply the "rate of decent" formula to the geometric rate of decay shown in this example? Isn't there something in that formula that states as an object excelerates, it's rate of exceleration increases across time? This is the only explanation for such a rapid demise. I'm sure by now her body has completely decomposed and all thats left are teeth and hair.
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#166858 - 05/13/06 08:33 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Registered: 02/17/05
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More of a difference of before and after a makeup artist has worked on her. Even in april 2005, people were shocked that this was the same girl that they had met in person as compared to the glam pics. Except for the fried hair, she's closer to the last picture. One extreme to the other.

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#166859 - 05/13/06 08:30 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
willysgirls Offline
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Registered: 04/21/06
Posts: 78
Loc: LA
Quote:

More of a difference of before and after a makeup artist has worked on her. Even in april 2005, people were shocked that this was the same girl that they had met in person as compared to the glam pics. Except for the fried hair, she's closer to the last picture. One extreme to the other.



Really? Makeup artists can make that much difference in the look? Anyway, I learned not to trust pics of the girls a while ago.

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#166860 - 05/13/06 09:06 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
Posts: 8160
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Look at how beautiful she was... WHY WHY WHY?!
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#166861 - 05/13/06 09:07 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
zenman Offline
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Registered: 08/26/03
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In other matters, anybody else think that guy's schween looks weird.
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#166862 - 05/13/06 09:35 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Gay For Pay

Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
Loc: Keen for Peen
Quote:

More of a difference of before and after a makeup artist has worked on her. Even in april 2005, people were shocked that this was the same girl that they had met in person as compared to the glam pics. Except for the fried hair, she's closer to the last picture. One extreme to the other.




then padova must look even more hideous in person.
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#166863 - 05/13/06 09:40 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
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You've already seen me with hardly any make-up retard

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#166864 - 05/13/06 09:42 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Willie D Offline

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Oooh with that big mean smiley-gun...I'm soo skærd.

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#166865 - 05/13/06 09:44 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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It reminds me of hav2cit

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#166866 - 05/13/06 09:46 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Cum Stains Offline
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Registered: 01/26/06
Posts: 1058
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What are you talking about? I've never met you in person, hagfish.
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#166867 - 05/13/06 09:47 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
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No dipshit, most of the time I'm hardly wearing make up in my pictures, cockbreath

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#166868 - 05/13/06 09:52 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Quote:

It reminds me of hav2cit




and this will always remind me of you


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#166869 - 05/13/06 10:10 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
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#166870 - 05/15/06 09:15 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Jeff Steward Offline
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Quote:

This has to be worthy of it's own thread. This girl was cute:





Even as recently as the 25th of March when Morbidthoughts took this photo:





Yet on the 4th of May, LESS THAN SIX WEEKS LATER, she shows up at the JM offices looking like this:




What the fuck happened? doesn't do it that fast by itself. There must have been some serious pimp-beating going on.





Fucking sad.
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#166871 - 05/15/06 10:14 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Shit, I think I just realized who this chick is. At AEE, she was running around the Circle Bar in a bathrobe Friday night chasing Chico around. Am I right? Morbid? DaddyCrunk? Is that her?

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#166872 - 05/15/06 03:56 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
morbidthoughts Offline
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Registered: 02/17/05
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Yes, that's Jeanie. Guys were hitting on her left and right.

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#166873 - 05/15/06 05:05 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
2cums Offline
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Registered: 04/16/04
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Did her pimp break her nose for the final pic? She has the lips of Pamela Peaks.

Sad, sad state of affairs.
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#166874 - 05/15/06 05:15 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
GUAPO Offline
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Registered: 04/21/04
Posts: 2204
Quote:

Yes, that's Jeanie. Guys were hitting on her left and right.




looks like them niggas were literally hitting on her. OHH MY ALLAH that bitch is disasterous. ASALAM A LEKKUM!

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#166875 - 05/15/06 08:02 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
c62 Offline
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Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
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Quote:


Are there any engineers on here that could apply the "rate of decent" formula to the geometric rate of decay shown in this example? Isn't there something in that formula that states as an object excelerates, it's rate of exceleration increases across time? This is the only explanation for such a rapid demise. I'm sure by now her body has completely decomposed and all thats left are teeth and hair.




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#166876 - 05/15/06 08:09 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
Loc: 2004 - the glory days
So, would her Gold Star Modeling page be false advertising?
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#166877 - 05/15/06 08:10 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
K.R Offline
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Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
I'm convinced this girl used to be Katrice Keeys (keyes, keeys) she had multiple spellings. I met her at Jim South's office last May. She is with Goldstar now. I don't know what happened with her but I saw her at Redd Roses party trying to get in. She seemed stressed out but not necessarily a "burn-out."

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#166878 - 05/15/06 08:17 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
morbidthoughts Offline
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
Quote:

So, would her Gold Star Modeling page be false advertising?




Those are very recent glam shot models. (notice the hair) She cleans up nice.

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#166879 - 05/15/06 08:21 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
k1ng Offline
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Registered: 03/22/06
Posts: 6557
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Quote:

I'm convinced this girl used to be Katrice Keeys (keyes, keeys) she had multiple spellings. I met her at Jim South's office last May. She is with Goldstar now. I don't know what happened with her but I saw her at Redd Roses party trying to get in. She seemed stressed out but not necessarily a "burn-out."




Yeah it is. Here is a past thread about it.
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#166880 - 05/15/06 08:35 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Ivor Biggun Offline
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Registered: 10/09/04
Posts: 1176
Quote:

Those are very recent glam shot models. (notice the hair) She cleans up nice.




Ok, I can believe that make-up etc makes a big difference with this girl, but that doesn't explain the lips and nose. Someone's been pummeling that face.
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#166881 - 05/15/06 08:38 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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From May 2005:




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#166882 - 05/15/06 09:13 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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Quote:

From May 2005:







holy fuck i met that bitch!!! wow it was last year and she was kinda cute...but now...
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#166883 - 05/16/06 07:49 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
The Ghost Is Toast Offline
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Registered: 10/21/05
Posts: 2710
She reminds me a little of Scarlet Johannsen...or a methed out Scarlet Johannsen at least....

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#166884 - 05/16/06 08:40 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

Yes, that's Jeanie. Guys were hitting on her left and right.


Yeah, I totally remember. Hell, she was getting hit on because she was in the middle of the casino at the Venetian wearing only a bathrobe! She didn't look that bad though. Not like that recent pic. *big heebie jeebie*

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#166885 - 05/16/06 03:46 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
morbidthoughts Offline
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Registered: 02/17/05
Posts: 123
She was wearing clothes underneath.

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#166886 - 05/16/06 04:49 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
3SB Offline
Max Hardcore Prison Bitch

Registered: 12/01/05
Posts: 278
Loc: Indiana
Quote:

She was wearing clothes underneath.


Oh hell. I must have been drunk.

Anyhow, not that there is anything wrong with it.

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#166887 - 05/16/06 09:34 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:


Are there any engineers on here that could apply the "rate of decent" formula to the geometric rate of decay shown in this example? Isn't there something in that formula that states as an object excelerates, it's rate of exceleration increases across time? This is the only explanation for such a rapid demise. I'm sure by now her body has completely decomposed and all thats left are teeth and hair.







Hey, c62. Thanks for the tutorial. I guess it shows I don't give a shit about my spelling or much else when posting...glad to see someone has the time and energy. Keep up the good fight you cock chugging foggot!
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#166888 - 05/16/06 11:12 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

...glad to see someone has the time and energy. Keep up the good fight you cock chugging foggot!




<RENFIELD> what's a foggot? </RENFIELD>
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#166889 - 05/19/06 07:50 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
GIO44 Offline
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Registered: 11/10/05
Posts: 11
here's hoping that pic was just a fucking very bad day. shes fucking beautiful - or she was is she still gettin any work? i havent seen her in ages

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#166890 - 05/19/06 08:32 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
RenfieldGyps Offline
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Quote:

Quote:

...glad to see someone has the time and energy. Keep up the good fight you cock chugging foggot!




<RENFIELD> what's a foggot? </RENFIELD


MAYBE IT WAS YOU'RE GRANDFATHER THAT WROTE IT

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#166891 - 05/19/06 08:54 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
BIFF™ Offline
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Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
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Quote:

MAYBE IT WAS YOU'RE GRANDFATHER THAT WROTE IT




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#166892 - 05/19/06 10:03 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
damaged Offline
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Registered: 04/14/06
Posts: 582
Quote:

Quote:

...glad to see someone has the time and energy. Keep up the good fight you cock chugging foggot!




<RENFIELD> what's a foggot? </RENFIELD>




This was an attempt at humor. For those of you unable to understand irony, I misspelled the word "faggot" intentionally as a way of poking fun at c62. I hope no further instruction will be needed.
(By the way, Gen was the only one of you fuckers sharp enough to get it!)
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#166893 - 05/19/06 10:41 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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aka Gen Padova
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Probably because I say "faggot" like "foggot" when I'm really hyper and acting retarded with my 1000 different voices. Malice can likely confirm this too heh

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#166894 - 05/20/06 09:02 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

Quote:

Quote:

...glad to see someone has the time and energy. Keep up the good fight you cock chugging foggot!




<RENFIELD> what's a foggot? </RENFIELD>




This was an attempt at humor. For those of you unable to understand irony, I misspelled the word "faggot" intentionally as a way of poking fun at c62. I hope no further instruction will be needed.
(By the way, Gen was the only one of you fuckers sharp enough to get it!)



Its a good thing Biff got to the "foggot" first, I was locked and loaded for that one. So when I was reading the original post and seeing "exceleration" I knew full well you were sounding it out as you were going along, and spelling it phonetically (errrrrr fonotekily for you damaged).

damaged "Hmmmmm, how do I spell acceleration? Ok, here it goes, E... X.... S.... E.... L.... No wait that 'S' shouldn't be there <backspace x3> C... E.... L... E........"

Looking back on it, that spelling was genius, or retarded, one or the other.

P.S. Renfield, your takes are weak, just kill yourself. End the shame your parents must have for you.
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#166895 - 05/20/06 10:00 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
BIFF™ Offline
Sex Slave Trader

Registered: 11/14/04
Posts: 1460
Loc: Down there
Quote:

This was an attempt at humor. For those of you unable to understand irony, I misspelled the word "faggot" intentionally as a way of poking fun at c62. I hope no further instruction will be needed.
(By the way, Gen was the only one of you fuckers sharp enough to get it!)




I don't care either way. See below.

Quote:

Its a good thing Biff got to the "foggot" first, I was locked and loaded for that one. So when I was reading the original post and seeing "exceleration" I knew full well you were sounding it out as you were going along, and spelling it phonetically (errrrrr fonotekily for you damaged).

damaged "Hmmmmm, how do I spell acceleration? Ok, here it goes, E... X.... S.... E.... L.... No wait that 'S' shouldn't be there <backspace x3> C... E.... L... E........"

Looking back on it, that spelling was genius, or retarded, one or the other.

P.S. Renfield, your takes are weak, just kill yourself. End the shame your parents must have for you.




I jumped in there because had a RENFIELD epiphany. And like clockwork he/she responded like a retard. I should have let you roll with it. My apologies. I will never have any RENFIELD epiphanies again.
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#166896 - 05/21/06 09:26 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
c62 Offline
Human Garbage

Registered: 07/05/04
Posts: 1545
Loc: In the tree outside Gia Jordan...
Quote:

I jumped in there because had a RENFIELD epiphany. And like clockwork he/she responded like a retard. I should have let you roll with it. My apologies. I will never have any RENFIELD epiphanies again.



Don't worry about it. Renfield = Gypsy. The fat fucking pig is back. I never knew until he/she/it slipped up in another thread. Now I know why everyone hated renfield.
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#166897 - 05/21/06 10:10 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
jamesn Offline
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in a sick, sick way i kinda like the ren-man. he's truly an asshole and it makes me hard.
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#166898 - 05/21/06 07:32 PM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Sergio T. Offline
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Probably because I say "faggot" like "foggot" when I'm really hyper and acting retarded with my 1000 different voices. Malice can likely confirm this too heh



I can also confirm this. Also, its a 1,001 voices.
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#166899 - 05/22/06 01:12 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
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aka Gen Padova
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Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Quote:

Quote:

Probably because I say "faggot" like "foggot" when I'm really hyper and acting retarded with my 1000 different voices. Malice can likely confirm this too heh



I can also confirm this. Also, its a 1,001 voices.




You're right, I forgot to include my great voice impression of a 5yr old.

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#166900 - 05/22/06 01:20 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Its really quite simple what happened to her, she got a nose job. It looks like shit. 90% of these whores are so insecure with themselves that they do something like this. Next thing you know she'll end up looking like Pamela or better yet Gen
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#166901 - 05/22/06 01:27 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

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You don't have to spend big bucks to look like me. It just takes a man and a woman of deep italian roots and you're cursed for life.

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#166902 - 05/22/06 01:30 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Coochie Monster Offline
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Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
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Gen, this is a serious question. I was wondering how many times a month you have to wax the hair off of your ass? I've actually got a bet with some people here that says you have to do it once a week. Fuckin Italians
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#166903 - 05/22/06 01:39 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
Dude, you have no fucking clue what kind of money I have had to invest on my ass hair. It's a daily chore my man. Your buddy Sammura said she's gonna loan me some money for that laser hair removal. After 20 sessions I should be good. Or else

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#166904 - 05/22/06 01:42 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
Coochie Monster Offline
Gay For Pay

Registered: 04/06/05
Posts: 959
Loc: The Outer Labia of Jenna Haze
Quote:

Dude, you have no fucking clue what kind of money I have had to invest on my ass hair. It's a daily chore my man. Your buddy Sammura said she's gonna loan me some money for that laser hair removal. After 20 sessions I should be good. Or else




That is seriously fucked up. I feel so bad for you. Don't you hate the industry's double standard with ass hair? With men its acceptable, but with chicks, they have to maintain their femininity. Do you actually take a razor to the insides of your ass crack?
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#166905 - 05/22/06 02:03 AM Re: Jeanie Marie - Fastest Burn-out Ever?
It Was Fun Offline
aka Gen Padova
Porn Jesus

Registered: 04/20/03
Posts: 4517
I only take a razor to my ass crack when I have to. Otherwise, I'm too lazy and I just braid it instead so I don't get too many dingle berries. There's nothing worse when you wipe your ass ten times after shitting and still getting skid marks.

But ya know, I don't mind the man butt hair, I like to twirl it with my tongue.

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