OMG, Phogiston! That's fucking hot and thank you so much! The Grand Theft Auto font's a nice touch. How'd you know I used to play that?

My XPT family, all your happy birthday wishes are presents just as valuable as any store bought gift. Rub one out on my birthday in honor of all my 26, um, I mean...you know...years.

Baby Gia loves birthdays.
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"What I do know is that if Karen Carpenter and Mama Cass Elliot had shared that sandwich they'd both be alive today." -Michael K