Quote:

The 4th and 5th were dead, I was humiliated to see that no one was interested or had they even known of me, I sat there looking stupid for nothing.



Dear Carm,

If you're an unknown whore who I've never even heard of, much less forked over a wooden nickel to watch you in the hope of relieving the spermatazoic pressure buildup on my prostate, and you suddenly died of a cocaine overdose, would you make throaty "Quack! Quack! Quack!" sounds?

BTW, I nominate you for "Stupidest Porn Whore Name of 2006."

Sincerely,
William