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#166617 - 05/12/06 11:49 AM
The "New" KSEX: Nothing New
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Porn Jesus
Registered: 09/20/05
Posts: 9184
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A long time ago, I got an e-mail from Wankus describing the "new" KSEX. Apparently the "old" KSEX was too crappy to continue. In fact, the old KSEX worked in very mysterious financial ways, like Wayne trying to auction off the place's stinky, jizz-soaked couch. I can only imagine which ADT fanboy purchased it, but at least they made payroll that week. Don't fret, I'm sure Wankus gave it a good "once-over" to remove all the meth flakes and crack rocks that the various whores had dropped into the crevices in year's past.
You know Wankus...this motorhead:
Well, seems that the website got bought by some company which is pimping the "Ultimate Sex Championship," a company that makes jizz-wipes, and hotmovies.com, which will advertise anywhere anytime. Never mind that most of the links are dead, and listening to Wankus get hyped up and describe what a brilliant director his otherwise unknown fiancee is, now costs $24.95 a month. Seems the new owners cleaned house when they took over. Gone: Cyurethra, Flower, Kylie Ireland, Katie Gold, Katie Frost, Austyn Moore (well, I guess she checked out a long time ago). But they still stayed true to "old shitty KSEX form" by keeping around octagenarians Harry Weiss, Don Hollywood, Dick Nasty and Steven St. Croix.
I give it a year to drain the resources of its new owners, then by pawned off to another unsuspecting schmuck. Well, KSEX employees, look on the bright side, Your paycheck no longer has to be signed by Wankus. I'm getting a sudden recollection of Pat Travers' song "Snortin' Whiskey, Drinkin' Cocaine."
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#166618 - 05/12/06 10:33 PM
Re: The "New" KSEX
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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Just out of curiousity, why do you hate Wankus so much? Did he kick you in the nuts or something?
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#166620 - 05/12/06 10:52 PM
Re: The "New" KSEX
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Demon Spawn
Registered: 07/07/04
Posts: 3178
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Wankus is a nominee for dipshit of the century.
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#166621 - 05/13/06 05:51 AM
Re: The "New" KSEX
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Bukkake Boy
Registered: 06/30/04
Posts: 691
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I dunno, why did you melt down at the XRCOs, Tara? He gives your industry a silly reputation. You're the porn hanger-on, you should dislike him more than I do.
Lol.
I had been drinking, plus taking medication, and really hate Dr X and James due to certain incidents. All of the culminated in a nasty explosion, which I am not sorry for. If those guys cannot take it, they shouldn't dish it. They know what they did and they can go to hell.
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#166625 - 05/16/06 07:10 PM
Re: The "New" KSEX
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 08/18/05
Posts: 285
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Jamesn,who are those two people? Anyways, I'll be on KSEX tonight May 16, 2006 with Lorrainiac and her cousin. Tune in, it should great.
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#166627 - 05/16/06 10:41 PM
Re: The "New" KSEX
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Rob Black's Crack Pipe
Registered: 03/27/05
Posts: 56
Loc: somewhere
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Tune in to what? Anyone with a life will have something better to do then "listen" to broke internet "radio" station.
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#166631 - 05/22/06 12:43 PM
Re: The "New" KSEX
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Max Hardcore Prison Bitch
Registered: 10/26/05
Posts: 319
Loc: Outskirts of Parts Unknown
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Jamesn,who are those two people? Anyways, I'll be on KSEX tonight May 16, 2006 with Lorrainiac and her cousin. Tune in, it should great.
Why the fuck would anyone go on or listen to that show? I understand the novelty of giving a "talk show" to porn stars, as flimsy a premise as it is, but what's the excuse for that particular waste of bandwith?
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