A long time ago, I got an e-mail from Wankus describing the "new" KSEX. Apparently the "old" KSEX was too crappy to continue. In fact, the old KSEX worked in very mysterious financial ways, like
Wayne trying to auction off the place's stinky, jizz-soaked couch. I can only imagine which ADT fanboy purchased it, but at least they made payroll that week. Don't fret, I'm sure Wankus gave it a good "once-over" to remove all the meth flakes and crack rocks that the various whores had dropped into the crevices in year's past.
You know Wankus...this motorhead:
Well, seems that the website got bought by some company which is pimping the "Ultimate Sex Championship," a company that makes jizz-wipes, and hotmovies.com, which will advertise anywhere anytime. Never mind that most of the links are dead, and listening to Wankus get hyped up and describe what a brilliant director his otherwise unknown fiancee is, now costs $24.95 a month. Seems the new owners cleaned house when they took over. Gone: Cyurethra, Flower, Kylie Ireland, Katie Gold, Katie Frost, Austyn Moore (well, I guess she checked out a long time ago). But they still stayed true to "old shitty KSEX form" by keeping around octagenarians Harry Weiss, Don Hollywood, Dick Nasty and Steven St. Croix.
I give it a year to drain the resources of its new owners, then by pawned off to another unsuspecting schmuck. Well, KSEX employees, look on the bright side, Your paycheck no longer has to be signed by Wankus. I'm getting a sudden recollection of Pat Travers' song "Snortin' Whiskey, Drinkin' Cocaine."
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