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#166548 - 05/11/06 11:21 PM Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
Da Burglar Offline
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with a face full of splooge ala Baker's Dozen or American Bukkake. Mike Meatmaster's half-assed cyber pleading for the most erotic woman in Porn to cross the line and allow an undetermined number of professional porn dudes mixed with felons to ejaculate on her fair visage has gone far enough.


We are ll familiar with Holly's comely visage...it is my considered opinion that if Holly's face were covered like this



There would be ABSOLUTELY no improvement. She would not be "Prettier" or "sexier"...she would be ruined, tainted, forever sullied and a whole shitload of cerebral files in my head (as well as Luke's Firearms) would have to be discarded, lest out moral leader become despondent and lose it once and for all....


Oh I know, there is the momentary, Fleeting *gasp shock wheeze* Boner we all would spring if Holly actually got shitfaced and did a BD or Bukkake in a half-assed attempt at Personal Female Aesthetic Validation.....Not Worth it. It would be like that atrocious milk moustache on the Mona Lisa a few years back.

Be gone Mike MEatmaster...
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#166549 - 05/11/06 11:40 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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whilst i am supportive of the anger directed towards mike meatmaster, i see no need for this thread. holly randall is clearly never going to participate in such a movie, why the fuck would she? so whislt i know that you are merely making a point, i really don't think it needs to be made.

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#166550 - 05/11/06 11:46 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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whilst i am supportive of the anger directed towards mike meatmaster, i see no need for this thread. holly randall is clearly never going to participate in such a movie, why the fuck would she? so whislt i know that you are merely making a point, i really don't think it needs to be made.




The bigger issue/point is....NO Girls look sexier/prettier with 15-20 loads + plastered/pooled on their face. The issue of eroticism vs degradation is always an interesting one....Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...
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#166551 - 05/11/06 11:54 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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whilst i am supportive of the anger directed towards mike meatmaster, i see no need for this thread. holly randall is clearly never going to participate in such a movie, why the fuck would she? so whislt i know that you are merely making a point, i really don't think it needs to be made.




The bigger issue/point is....NO Girls look sexier/prettier with 15-20 loads + plastered/pooled on their face. The issue of eroticism vs degradation is always an interesting one....Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...




i agree bukkakes are rather homoerotic; i'm certainly not into them.

i think that the high level of degradation of women in porn is a result of the castration and feminisation of men in modern culture. deep down, the metrosexuals hate what they've allowed themselves to become, and take their virtual revenge on the people who they blame for their condition, women, by watching them butchered in pornography.

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#166552 - 05/12/06 07:35 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Registered: 03/09/06
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whilst i am supportive of the anger directed towards mike meatmaster, i see no need for this thread. holly randall is clearly never going to participate in such a movie, why the fuck would she? so whislt i know that you are merely making a point, i really don't think it needs to be made.





The bigger issue/point is....NO Girls look sexier/prettier with 15-20 loads + plastered/pooled on their face. The issue of eroticism vs degradation is always an interesting one....Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...




i agree bukkakes are rather homoerotic; i'm certainly not into them.

i think that the high level of degradation of women in porn is a result of the castration and feminisation of men in modern culture. deep down, the metrosexuals hate what they've allowed themselves to become, and take their virtual revenge on the people who they blame for their condition, women, by watching them butchered in pornography.





I'd agree with that - a lot of porn seems to have very little to do with eroticism.

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#166553 - 05/12/06 01:14 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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I don't know if it's so much sexy as it is plain shocking. I will continue to watch bukkake's featuring relatively attractive girls because I enjoy. Apparently the willing girl doesn't mind... she may not enjoy it too much, but she agreed to it. By the way, I think that Jasmine Tame does in fact look much better when she is trying to open her sperm covered eyes. She just strikes me as that type of las.

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#166554 - 05/12/06 01:24 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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whilst i am supportive of the anger directed towards mike meatmaster, i see no need for this thread. holly randall is clearly never going to participate in such a movie, why the fuck would she? so whislt i know that you are merely making a point, i really don't think it needs to be made.





The bigger issue/point is....NO Girls look sexier/prettier with 15-20 loads + plastered/pooled on their face. The issue of eroticism vs degradation is always an interesting one....Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...




i agree bukkakes are rather homoerotic; i'm certainly not into them.

i think that the high level of degradation of women in porn is a result of the castration and feminisation of men in modern culture. deep down, the metrosexuals hate what they've allowed themselves to become, and take their virtual revenge on the people who they blame for their condition, women, by watching them butchered in pornography.





I'd agree with that - a lot of porn seems to have very little to do with eroticism.




Nowadays Porn looks like an Olympic Game in it´s eternal search for records

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#166555 - 05/12/06 02:39 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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whilst i am supportive of the anger directed towards mike meatmaster, i see no need for this thread. holly randall is clearly never going to participate in such a movie, why the fuck would she? so whislt i know that you are merely making a point, i really don't think it needs to be made.





The bigger issue/point is....NO Girls look sexier/prettier with 15-20 loads + plastered/pooled on their face. The issue of eroticism vs degradation is always an interesting one....Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...




i agree bukkakes are rather homoerotic; i'm certainly not into them.

i think that the high level of degradation of women in porn is a result of the castration and feminisation of men in modern culture. deep down, the metrosexuals hate what they've allowed themselves to become, and take their virtual revenge on the people who they blame for their condition, women, by watching them butchered in pornography.





I'd agree with that - a lot of porn seems to have very little to do with eroticism.




Nowadays Porn looks like an Olympic Game in it´s eternal search for records




Yep, it's more like some sort of horrific performance art exhibition.

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#166556 - 05/12/06 04:43 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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The bigger issue/point is....NO Girls look sexier/prettier with 15-20 loads + plastered/pooled on their face. The issue of eroticism vs degradation is always an interesting one....Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...




I might jerk off to it if it really WAS Holly in that pic.
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#166557 - 05/12/06 05:08 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Do we need to see a beautiful woman like Holly (or any porn whore) defiled as such in order to jerk off to her? Judging by the recent thread of Sportscasting women, the answer is NO....in fact I refuse to jerk off to picutres like the one above, how can you? I am too homophobic I admit...




You refuse in what way? If you're refusing yourself, your trite conception of erotica is invalidated. If you're refusing the imploration of others (real or imagined) to masturbate to such imagery, this sort of peer pressure is fascinating, and more than a little queer, your jokily admitted "homophobia" notwithstanding.


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#166558 - 05/12/06 05:11 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Hey CAOH how's it going?
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#166559 - 05/12/06 05:20 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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I'm drunk and in despair, but doing fine, Mr. The King.





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#166560 - 05/12/06 05:22 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Enjoy a drink with Quinne. Mmmm....Jager


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#166561 - 05/12/06 05:42 PM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Beautiful. Gorgeous profile. And gorgeous hands. I have a think for hands. If the glamorpuss goth porn doesn't pan out, she could get a cooking show like Rachel Ray. I'd love to see cuts from that lovely face to those beautiful hands chopping onions and garlic.


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#166562 - 05/13/06 01:08 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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ye, she would be more attractive? If an well respected women was degraded ?

that makes no sense

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#166563 - 05/13/06 09:45 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Shut your fucking piehole and leave again, you worthless waste of bandwidth. Jesus H. Motherfucking Christ I hate you!

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#166564 - 05/15/06 09:04 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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I'd love to see cuts from that lovely face to those beautiful hands chopping onions and garlic.









Inside joke.
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#166565 - 05/15/06 09:27 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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Women of all shapes, sizes and colors would look better with over a dozen loads on their faces... I don't know why this is up for debate.

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#166566 - 05/16/06 01:10 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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that chick is ok, cept for the skunk hair

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#166567 - 05/16/06 01:41 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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that chick is ok, cept for the skunk hair

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I hate to agree with Newbies so emphatically, but I too dont fucking get this "color" style of hair....wtf? It's like for schizo or chicks who cant make up their fucking mind or are insecure. WHats it going to be, Blond or Brunnette? Choose for christs sake, who gives a fuck, its not going to help if you are ugly, and will typically only detract/distract from your natural beauty. <end Da Burglar hair rant>
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#166568 - 05/16/06 10:49 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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I hate to agree with Newbies so emphatically, but I too dont fucking get this "color" style of hair....wtf? It's like for schizo or chicks who cant make up their fucking mind or are insecure. WHats it going to be, Blond or Brunnette? Choose for christs sake, who gives a fuck, its not going to help if you are ugly, and will typically only detract/distract from your natural beauty. <end Da Burglar hair rant>




Why don't you ask Gia. She's hot and it adds flare to her look. It all depends on the stylist and whose hair it is.
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#166569 - 05/17/06 07:19 AM Re: Holly Randall WOULD NOT look sexier....
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I hate to agree with Newbies so emphatically, but I too dont fucking get this "color" style of hair....wtf? It's like for schizo or chicks who cant make up their fucking mind or are insecure. WHats it going to be, Blond or Brunnette? Choose for christs sake, who gives a fuck, its not going to help if you are ugly, and will typically only detract/distract from your natural beauty. <end Da Burglar hair rant>




Why don't you ask Gia. She's hot and it adds flare to her look. It all depends on the stylist and whose hair it is.






Smut, you are Smut Savant/genius, there's no denying that dude....BUT....wtf is "FLARE" in this case???

Someone find that picture of Gia with her mouth open and full of splooge and explain to me how half blond/half brunnette adds flare to the depiction of Human Cum Gobbling?
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