with a face full of splooge ala Baker's Dozen or American Bukkake. Mike Meatmaster's half-assed cyber pleading for the most erotic woman in Porn to cross the line and allow an undetermined number of professional porn dudes mixed with felons to ejaculate on her fair visage has gone far enough.


We are ll familiar with Holly's comely visage...it is my considered opinion that if Holly's face were covered like this



There would be ABSOLUTELY no improvement. She would not be "Prettier" or "sexier"...she would be ruined, tainted, forever sullied and a whole shitload of cerebral files in my head (as well as Luke's Firearms) would have to be discarded, lest out moral leader become despondent and lose it once and for all....


Oh I know, there is the momentary, Fleeting *gasp shock wheeze* Boner we all would spring if Holly actually got shitfaced and did a BD or Bukkake in a half-assed attempt at Personal Female Aesthetic Validation.....Not Worth it. It would be like that atrocious milk moustache on the Mona Lisa a few years back.

Be gone Mike MEatmaster...