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Well, I bit and went over there and read a few "blog" entries. This gem was posted on May 8, 2006. The operative concept here is "2006"

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I'VE ALSO DISCOVERED E BAY!!! SINCE I'VE BEEN SICK I CAN'T GO SHOPPING SO I SHOP ONLINE NOW!!!! IT'S SO FUCKIN ADDICTING!!!! I'VE ALREADY SPENT OVER 3G'S, JUST OVER THE WEEKEND!!!!!

I AM TAKING FREE DONATIONS TO PAY FOR ALL THIS CRAP THAT I BOUGHT ON E BAY OR JUST SIGN UP FOR A 6 MONTH MEMBERSHIP!!! THAT WOULD BE HOT!!!!


I'm sure that there's another human being who hasn't been to eBay yet, but that Cambodian rice farmer hasn't had electricity since the NVA bombed his house in 1967.




wow this sobered me up quick, like a survival instinct kicked in and said "Dumbshit, this thread is GOLD...snap out of it lest you forget all about it, so many inviting targets and comedy opportunities..."

I agree (and laughed) with Willie's post except I think it more likely Mel Gibson and Robert Downey Jr. in AIR AMERICA bombed the cambodian rice farmers, where as the NVA probably would just steal the rice and tell the schmo to plant more for the next unit marching down the "Ho Chi Ho, Chi Hooooo Chi Minh" trail...

Speaking of Ho's porn valley needs a "Ho Gee Whiz" trail...something like a Hollywood tour guide excpet totally centered on Porn and Porn Ho's. WHere they Shop, Hang out, feature dance at, drink and pass out, and yes, perhaps even a few studios. Taylor Rain could be the initial tour guide..."initial" that is until the first group of 12 pathetic fanboys wearing raincoats with Vaseline smeared all over their face climb into the Platinum PXP mobile that Taylor "borrows" from Brandon in exchange for being whore numbers 12, 19, 33 and 41 for the next "50 to 1" (brandon plans to start decking the same whores out in disguises as her jerks off into their mouths over and over and over...) ...shit where was I...?

Oh yeah, Taylor's first and only porn valley HO GEE WHIZ TRAIL tour guide excursion....it all ends badly when the Riverside California Police pull over and arrest Taylor and the 12 weirdos who paid 19.95 for a 3 hour tour...the Riverside police (about 120 miles from porn valley) couldnt ignore the PXP mobile pulled over to the side of the 91 Freeway with POT SMOKE billowing out...Taylor freaked out when she discovered her navigational error, got stressed for being in the van with 12 budding sex criminals who started to hint that all would be forgiven if she blew them all ...her coping strategy is to blaze up....and here's.....where.....the story ends.....ohhhh here's.....where....the story ends.
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