No doubt about it, Haley is the star here, not only as a performer, but as a director. I bet you knew I’d say that, but it’s so fuckin’ true and after you watch this I think you’ll fucking agree. I tried to take the scholarly approach at writing this review, but the pervert got the best of this gonzo journalist. From the moment Haley shoves flowers ripped from somebody’s lawn into the camera, this movie means jizzness.
I think it was a brilliant move giving Haley the opportunity to direct. Take my word for it. No need to talk about my spending ’04-05 in a Haley–induced haze because it’s all there spread throughout this forum and the Pornonomicon as well. The girl can fuck and she looks fuckin’ hot doing it. After watching an unhealthy amount of porn over the years without losing my mind I think it’s safe bet that I know my stuff. I've spent a lot of hardly-earned money on this shit just like you. I know what it’s like to get ripped off, so I learned to vent in a positive way to get it out of my system just like my shrink suggests, but getting promos solved much of that problem. So, cutting to the chase...
Haley delivers big time! The sex is as ruthless as Haley is sweet. It’s a paradox. She reveals the playful kitty side of her personality and then she delivers the nastiest naughty Haley POV performances ever and I’ve probably seen them all. The difference is these feel more personal and intimate just like much of the movie because as a performer she can work the fantasy like magic and as a director present a hardcore reality you’d expect only Haley could do. When the two are combined with her endearing demeanor it’s worth many a money shot.
For instance, the first scene starts off with a cute scenario featuring Haley and James Deen fantasizing about lemons in a grove. It’s hard to explain, but it’s pretty funny when they spot Joanna Angel trying to steal the lemons. They make her pay by fucking the shit out of her, but I found myself staring at Haley rubbing her pussy beyond Deen ramming Joanna Angel in a daring camera angle. It ends with perhaps the popshot of the decade cascading across two asses.
Ok, Codi Star is fresh meat and for some reason Tony T doesn’t annoy me here. This babe is such a cute fucktoy who bahs like stuck sheep when fucked up dat ass for the first time on camera and another on camera first is Hung Lo getting head by the way out of his league young Codi. Beyond the light hearted tenderness of the moment this movie can turn into nasty Meatholes style fucking like the scenes with Samantha South, Adrianna Nicole, and Holly Wellin are hellified hardcore. Alicia Alighatti is looking good though I paid more attention to Haley. The best thing overall about it is that Haley is a “hands-on†director who takes part in dishing out the abuse which makes it more powerful to watch. I wanted to have this review up sooner, but 3 jerks got in the way. Lol. Virgin Territory is the directorial debut of the year. This hits the streets today, so get it to find out what froggy style is.
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